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@CJMortimer

Freelance journalist, mostly at , and . Ex- . Send dog pics please

London/Lyon
Joined October 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Sep 2019

    Every newsroom in the country...

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  2. 26 minutes ago

    the word for 'bridge' in Welsh is the same in French

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  3. Oct 9

    I can’t help thinking this is ’s doing

    BREAKING: CHANGING ROOMS IS COMING BACK. It will be on Channel 4. Davina McCall to present it. Laurence Llewelyn Bowen will be a designer in it.
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  4. Oct 7

    I just did the Government alternative careers thing and it suggested I become a cinema projectionist

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  5. Retweeted
    Oct 6

    ..and some into the "it is conceivable that a human, while thoroughly confused and possibly not literate, was involved in this process somewhere" camp...

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  6. Retweeted
    Oct 6

    OH: “she’s not putting up with it anymore. She’s in full Dracarys mode”

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  7. Oct 6

    Its not like I wanted to wash my hair or anything...

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  8. Retweeted
    Oct 5

    My friend’s neighbor’s cat loves riding on his remote control truck. If the cat sees him use the truck it cries until he takes it for a ride. He got a trailer & made a hitch to pull the cat around.

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  9. Oct 4

    Ok, I watched all of it. In my defence it gets better and Gabriel is hot

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  10. Oct 4

    There are other things but that is all for now

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  11. Oct 4

    Also, what kind of runner doesn’t know five miles is 8K?

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  12. Oct 4

    Also, who hasn’t had a pain au chocolat before? You get them in the supermarket?

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  13. Oct 4

    I broke and watched Emily In Paris... and Oh My God basic French is not that hard.

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  14. Oct 4

    One day I will learn not to go food shopping when I’m hungry

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  15. Retweeted
    Oct 3

    One white dog + wet freshly cut grass = 👇

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  16. Retweeted
    Oct 3

    On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

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  17. Oct 3

    I don’t know what it says about me that an adaptation of The Witches about monstrous women is being released on my birthday

    I literally cannot wait. 22nd October. I can not wait.
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  18. Oct 3

    I have just thought ‘I could do that...but my back kinda hurts’. Is this what old age is?

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  19. Oct 3

    Ok, I need to know more about this sea bass thing...

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