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@CJMortimer

Freelance journalist, mostly at , and . Ex- . Expect animal gifs and political whimsy

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Joined October 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Sep 2019

    Every newsroom in the country...

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  2. Retweeted
    Apr 12

    me sitting on a pub terrace this fine british spring evening

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    Apr 10

    Eating disorders have the highest mortality rates among psychiatric disorders. Between 1.25 and 3.4 million people in the UK are affected by an eating disorder. 75% are female aged 14-40

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  4. Apr 8

    Beloved was an awful book

    A book opinion that will have you like this?
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  5. Apr 7

    Tea tastes like how I imagine bin juice would taste

    i want your food opinions that get you this reaction
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    Apr 6

    In 1990 8 nuns sold up their convent, bought a Mercedes, bet on racehorses and disappeared to the south of France. I want to be clear that when I talk about inspirational women this is who I mean

    Newspaper clipping telling story of the epic nuns
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  7. Apr 4

    Caring about the boat race is one British thing I have never really got my head around...

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    Apr 3

    ICYMI: A one-month-old rhino calf enjoys her first mud bath at the Taronga Western Plains Zoo in Australia 🦏

    Baby rhino enjoys first mud bath at Australian zoo - Lifestyle
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  9. Apr 3

    *Insert 'this is fine' dog here*

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  10. Apr 2

    Some of us already do...

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    Mar 30

    Tickled by this layout today. A pretty menacing gang.

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  13. Mar 26

    Hello, I am Little Manly Dead at Sea, nice to meet you...

    Introduce yourself as your name’s literal meaning Hello, I am graced by God son of yellow fire. Cad is ainm duitse?
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    Mar 21

    Shiver me timbers, these isolated vocals from Something are something else. Paul's harmonising is astonishing: you can't put a cigarette-paper between their voices. Totally in simpatico; a synergy that began I suppose all those years ago on the school bus. Incredible & beautiful.

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  15. Mar 23

    St Peter is the patron saint of Rome...and Las Vegas

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    Mar 22

    Le premier chien à énergie solaire en cours de rechargement

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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    Chris Whitty warns the pandemic will drive up poverty & "deprivation" & this will in turn drive health inequalities. The chief medical officer brings this up, not the prime minister.

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    Mar 23

    Update : He has conceded on his podcast he was wrong to claim had doctored the recording we were leaked of Dominic Raab on human rights. He also wrongly claims our report was "inaccurate in its quotation".

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    Mar 22

    Timeline cleanser: The shock and awe on the face of this kitten upon realizing he has more than one paw to lick is just what I needed today...

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    Mar 21

    40% of households in four London boroughs claiming housing costs – report

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  21. Mar 21

    This story is incredible (£)

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