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I feel like "California judge" is a category akin to "Florida man."

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APNewsBreak: Judge rules Starbucks, other coffee sellers must include cancer warnings on coffee sold in California.

9:35 PM · Mar 29, 2018

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“California Judge and the Florida Man” would have been a terrific light-hearted 80s TV crime show

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"Florida man, you know you can't keep that alligator as a pet in the bathtub!" "Aw hell, your honor, it's not like I'm doing anything really bad like eating foie gras." [cheesy laugh track]

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Fetterman/Cortez 2024

@Glutton4Pnshmnt

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Yes.

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So, coffee, which contains acid, and amphetimine, and usually a lot of sugar or cyclamates ... and I need a state government to tell me it's not health food?

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@GabrielRossman

Oh lord the ballot initiatives

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@GabrielRossman

We need cancer warnings on our ballot booths, imho.

@WonderbeardShow

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@RobertSarvisVA

Whenever I was looking at fitness equipment, every item had a warning that it contained things known to California to cause cancer. I'm not sure what causes cancer in a weight bench, but I'm even more confused about how you'd get it. Are people licking their gym equipment?

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Timothy Sandefur

@TimothySandefur

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Called it: sandefur.typepad.com/freespace/2008

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can we include moron warnings on all judicial rulings out of California?

Charlie Schaezlein

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i had them on the inside of each individual cabinet in my 1st apartment during college

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