This is why I log on.
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Everyone’s had three glasses of wine and they’ve got SOMETHING TO SAY
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"No one asked you, DORINDA." "Excuse me, LISA, but you never RSVP'd to my fucking birthday party!" "Well you blew off launch party for my new think tank!"
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Festivus came late this year.
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It's always Festivus on Twitter.
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EIGHT YEARS AGO you didn’t send me a Christmas card and I sent you one and my mother had SURGERY that year, KAREN. *tosses glass of wine*
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Parody account, right?
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It's both a horrible debacle and, I must admit, riveting.
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Any particular hashtag or people to follow?
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