Chris Burrows

@cjburrows

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Seattle, WA, USA
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  1. 7 hours ago

    I just tuned into U.K. Election coverage and there was a map of a place called "Vale of Clwyd" which is ...a truly solid place name.

    5 likes
  2. Jun 5
    Replying to

    And it’s already a corporate ad theme.

  3. Jun 5

    Portugal. The Man didn’t even release this album yet.

    1 reply
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    WIFE: the cat just got back from the vet ME: W: He's very sensitive about his appearance, so please dont laugh at him M: how bad could it be

    1,539 replies 116,044 retweets 291,332 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 30

    Covfefe twitter is the most pure and beautiful twitter.

    6 replies 19 retweets 115 likes
  6. May 23

    This is a cool idea but which passwords would I chose to put in a travel-safe vault? I mean the whole point is I’m ok making it vulnerable…

    Use my new travel mode to keep your data safely away from prying eyes at border crossings!
  7. May 19
    Replying to

    There were lots of K9 agents scattered around inside security on Wed morning and it felt hostile and intimidating to me.

    Ahead of expected busiest year ever - TODAY I'm talking about our need for increased canine units & traveler safety
    1 like
  8. May 17

    Just mistaken for at Sea-Tac by a possibly blind person. – at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA)

  9. May 6

    Horse racing is extremely weird.

  10. May 5
    Replying to

    "This will not count for world record purposes?" ...um wtf?

    2 likes
  11. May 5

    This is a great live stream. Kipchoge is amazing.

    Final lap
    1 reply 1 like
  12. Retweeted
    May 5

    Overheard someone throwing a tantrum at a parking meter a few minutes ago. I translated her remarks to English.

    1 reply 63 retweets 112 likes
  13. Apr 13

    Chicken Soup for Disappointing Your Child

    1 retweet 1 like
  14. Apr 12

    Twitter peeps I am here to tell you that all bridges are skybridges. It is fundamental to the concept of a bridge, to be sky.

    2 replies 3 retweets 30 likes
  15. Apr 10

    This is really amazing.

    Tonight we will honor United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz as PRWeek U.S. Communicator of the Year
    2 likes
  16. Apr 3

    I regret each time I use the word "deplaning."

    1 like
  17. Mar 31

    killed an air plant

    4 likes
  18. Mar 22

    1 like
  19. Retweeted
    Mar 9

    Looks like this cup is about to start saying racist things on twitter

    The new Starbucks seasonal cups are basically unrecognizable
    89 replies 12,116 retweets 39,910 likes
  20. Mar 2

    L, 2, 7, 1

    3 replies 4 likes

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