Chunk Handler

@chunkhandler

I'm 's dog.

Joined April 2010
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  1. 8 hours ago

    means fear of missing out...and if you're using this hashtag I know why you weren't invited to whatever you're sad about missing.

    46 retweets 153 likes
  2. Aug 19

    The only app my mom knows how to use is Tinder. I wonder why.

    and
    11 retweets 95 likes
  3. Aug 18

    Like many members of the Trump family, I am a registered Democrat.

    39 retweets 290 likes
  4. Aug 16

    Contrary to popular belief, I am not the dish fucking washer.

    24 retweets 208 likes
  5. In reply to
    Aug 15

    Ventured to a flea market. Bad idea .

    2 retweets 27 likes
  6. In reply to
    Aug 15

    Come to the show, girl. I'm here every Mon, Tues, Wed

    3 retweets 25 likes
  7. In reply to
    Aug 15

    In my first act as president, I would eradicate all of the vacuum cleaners

    12 retweets 61 likes
  8. Aug 15

    Thank you for drawing me like one of your French girls...

    Just finished painting dog !!
    9 retweets 121 likes
  9. Aug 11

    Here I am fulfilling a Make-A-Wish commitment

    and
    14 retweets 169 likes
  10. Aug 9

    Chelsea devoted a show to exploring religion, though she's already found hers

    46 retweets 312 likes
  11. Aug 9

    Yet I still haven't gone outside.

    I'm awake.
    27 retweets 216 likes
  12. Aug 8

    The staff calls these "accidents." I call them "teachable moments."

    38 retweets 283 likes
  13. Aug 5

    . is to Olympic swimming what my mother is to beer pong.

    21 retweets 186 likes
  14. Aug 4

    After a long conversation about our parents, Devin Leary and I decided we are kindred spirits.

    , and
    11 retweets 230 likes
  15. In reply to
    Aug 2

    She needs constant supervision

    3 retweets 32 likes
  16. In reply to
    Aug 2

    This would imply I've gone outside

    3 retweets 22 likes
  17. In reply to
    Aug 2

    I don't know how to snap. I know how to bite .

    4 retweets 37 likes
  18. In reply to
    Aug 2

    Estoy en negociaciones con

    9 retweets 32 likes
  19. Aug 1

    You don't CONVERSATE. You CONVERSE. To help you remember, CONVERSATE rhymes with MASTERBATE and you don't do that into a shoe.

    33 retweets 126 likes

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