Chumworth

@chumworth

Cartoonist, writer, and former late night TV joke writer. Dad to T1Der. Total yinzer.

Is Boston, was Pittsburgh
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Joined March 2007
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  2. 2 hours ago

    The house reeks of balsamic vinegar, tomorrow is Monday, and, apparently, my thumbs are freakishly wide. Time to go to bed & cut my losses.

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  3. Apr 7

    Just cooked up a whole pack of bacon so this day is guaranteed of being a success, short of me dying. Even then...

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  4. Apr 7

    Donald Trump's campaign is in chaos after his big loss in Wisconsin. Today he fired that thing on his head.

    1 retweet 1 like
  5. Apr 5

    Time for bed or, as I call it, 7 hours of wrestling with our oversized cat for leg space.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  6. Apr 5

    Seriously disappointed to learn that the Panama Papers having nothing to do with Van Halen.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  7. Apr 5

    The 16 year-old asked me to pick up a book from the library for her. I agreed, but only after she put up some collateral. Fool me once, etc.

    1 like
  8. Apr 4

    Current conditions on April 4th: 28 degrees, snow showers, and a 100% chance of Scott Baio acting all smug about global warming.

  9. Apr 1

    That was totally disappointing. I feel betrayed.

  10. Chumworth followed and
    • Trinity
      @MamaPhan

      saved by mercy & grace. wife. mom. survivor. steelers & phillies fan. book nerd. knitter. (i tell amazing old lady jokes.) reluctant food truck enthusiast.

    • MIT in 1916
      @MIT1916

      Celebrating MIT's move to Cambridge with news from 1916. Tweets by . Photos from . Join the fun:

  11. Apr 1

    New : Just in case isn't geeky enough... My latest for .

    8:10 AM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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  12. Mar 31

    A guy who tried to carjack someone at the local Home Goods is on the loose. Police say he should be considered armed and extremely frugal.

    5 likes
  13. Mar 31

    COME BACK TO US DAVE!

    This happened, 22 years ago today. It even has its own page.
    4 likes
  14. Mar 30

    LADYBUG IN THE HOUSE! I can't wait until President Trump builds his ladybug wall.

    2:24 PM - 30 Mar 2016 · Details
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  15. Mar 29

    Cause sometimes a dude just needs to stretch out on his back with his tongue hanging out and relax - pantless.

    6:01 PM - 29 Mar 2016 · Details
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  16. Mar 28

    Most of my phone calls are to my kids, and mostly from one floor of the house to another.

    2 likes
  17. Mar 28

    To me, this picture is just as, if not more, beautiful than any picture of a flower or a sunset or a newborn baby.

    10:00 AM - 28 Mar 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 4 likes
  18. Mar 27

    Lots of Sunday traffic. Thanks, Jesus.

    2:49 PM - 27 Mar 2016 · Details
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  19. Mar 26

    The 13 year-old now prefers her water all fancy. She's mine, alright.

    4:51 PM - 26 Mar 2016 · Details
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  20. Mar 25

    The 16 year-old just turned up her nose at eating 12 day-old meatloaf for dinner. I've failed as a parent. 🍴

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