Sammy Sandoozles

@chumpofthedump

modern day philosopher

Joined June 2012
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  1. Jun 7

    I prefer wheat!

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  2. Jun 7

    Oatmeal for breakfast. Call me Gramps.

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  3. Jun 6

    And you thought I was gone. smh.

    3 likes
  4. 6 Nov 2016

    Sometimes I'll just stare at word and wonder if that's how it's always been spelled.

    1 like
  5. 8 Oct 2016

    What are the pros and cons of a pro-con list?

  6. 7 Sep 2016

    Martinelli's Sparkling Apple Cider is my liquor of choice.

    1 like
  7. 6 Sep 2016

    Am I late or are you fucking early?

    1 like
  8. 29 Aug 2016

    Lasagna is fucking delicious.

    2 likes
  9. 20 Aug 2016

    Socks are just condoms for your toes.

    1 reply 1 like
  10. 20 Jul 2016

    Airplanes are flying buses.

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  11. 9 Jul 2016

    Pay to play, player.

    3 likes
  12. 30 Jun 2016

    If fridges didn't have lights, dinner would be a game of chance.

    2 likes
  13. 15 Jun 2016

    Earth is heaven's hell.

    2 likes
  14. 20 May 2016

    Words are for fighting.

    1 reply 3 likes
  15. 4 May 2016

    I never peel fruits, I just suck the skin off.

  16. 30 Apr 2016

    Akon for President.

  17. 17 Apr 2016

    How hairy do you have to be in order to shampoo your body?

    1 like
  18. 12 Apr 2016

    Rail me like NYC's F line.

    1 like
  19. 8 Apr 2016

    Sometimes I get tired of seeing so I take my glasses off.

    1 like
  20. 6 Apr 2016

    Are quesadillas sandwiches?

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