Flanneliels: millennials who are dress like lumberjacks.
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Finials: people born between now and the end of the world (oh no I've said too much)
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spaniels: millennials specially bred to flush game out of shrubbery
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Am I plant? Am I killing applebees and buffalo wild wings? Am I crashing the housing market with avocados? Wtf am I doing?
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finials: people who were born on top of roofs or at the end of curtain rods
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This isn't funny. I spent way too much time studying for my finials.
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Cranenials — a drink made of equal parts cranberry juice and millennial. Tanenials — Millennials who are George Hamilton.
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Panennials — millennials who will never grow up and occasionally lose their shadow. Transennials — millennials who are robots in disguise.
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spendtennials: people who won't spend more than $10 for pants.
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Sublimennials: A generation whose existence is only understood in brief glimpses while others insist they are an urban myth.
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