Chuck Kowalski

@Chuck_K_Sports

100% jagoff. Own site and other ridiculousness for , — follow me to learn more about me and subsequently like me less.

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined July 2017

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  1. Retweeted
    Jul 14

    Every single time.

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  2. Jul 11

    . any idea when the airport statues are coming back?

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    Jul 10
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  4. Jul 6

    Also tell to stop using dreadful, singular instances of German in their advertising

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  5. Jul 6

    My cousin who's like a brother is an insufferable supporter of puns and awful fantasy football-adjacent wordplay. Feel free to tell him how awful he is.

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  6. Jul 2

    I miss the days when wrestlers were built like dads who did physical labor for work and then came home and drank too much beer.

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  7. Jul 1

    In the same breath: fuck Buffalo Wild Wings. yOu CaN dRiNk AnD wAtCh SpOrTs HeRe No shit, numbnuts, it's called a bar.

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  8. Jul 1

    I'm open to the possibility that, at some point, most things I enjoy will be some lifeless shell of themselves beat to death by a wave of ppl in our generation willing to sacrifice anything for a couple bucks and then stand there dumbstrick that nobody wants it anymore.

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  9. Jul 1

    I for one look forward to our generation getting old and crusty, so I can watch whatever establishment media is around then futilely wonder out loud why the next generation doesn't want corporate American-dominated craft beers and chain restaurants revolving around avocado.

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  10. Jun 30

    Saw the guy delivering the Post-Gazette this morning and, I gotta tell you, Paperboy looks like shit.

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    Jun 28

    bunch of intriguing individual performers who will collectively manage to fuck it all up: welcome to your 2019 steelers / democratic party

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  12. Retweeted
    Jun 27

    Sanders Panders to Lower-Income Americans by Playing Squier P Bass at Debate

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  13. Jun 25

    yellow jackets are clearly the cops of the bee community

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  14. Jun 25

    I can make barely make it through a shift of work without some quality downtime, yet a heroic party of wary travelers apparently can go 4 years without so much as needing to stop for a piss.

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  15. Jun 25

    Do elves even shit? Do those capable of sorcery have a 'fresh pine scent' enchantment? Is there a Toilet Paper +4 item I'm unaware of? I'm desperate for answers, people.

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  16. Jun 25

    And every time the one who must be protected at all costs even slightly strays from the party, they are invariably captured or separated. So do the party members just circle about them and look around like a dog owner checking if anybody will realize they forgot to bring a bag?

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  17. Jun 25

    "They ate their dinner cold, deciding against a fire for fear it may reveal their position to nearby packs of hunters" ok great but how about when somebody is blowing their colon out after eating some bad jerky and dried fruit? that's never a concern?

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  18. Jun 25

    Is there any fantasy epic involving a long, treacherous journey (e.g. lord of the rings, currently reading sword of shannara) that explains how or when the characters ever manage to shit during these trying circumstances?

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  19. Jun 19

    Riverboat Jim can be unpredictable, but honestly I'll take moving Maatta's salary and keep Guentzel locked in reasonably over whatever window is left for this team.

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  20. Jun 17
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