Chronicus Skepticus

@chronicskeptic

Editor. Feminist. One-woman flash mob. Panic flirt. President, Fight-or-Flight Club.

Bangalore
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Joined September 2009
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    Apr 2

    “Is this a fuckin joke to you Brenda?”

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    Apr 3

    IF THE BUTTER AT YOUR RESTAURANT ISN'T EASY TO SPREAD ON MY COMPLIMENTARY BREAD I WILL BURN YOUR ESTABLISHMENT TO THE GROUND AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT SOFT BUTTER LOOKS LIKE

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    Apr 3

    If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called "monoscuits."

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  4. 20 hours ago

    Women Everywhere! We Need to Get Bigger and Fatter Right NowThe Ladies Finger

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    22 hours ago

    "RTFM". It's the only deliberately impolite thing I do at work (the rest, dear colleagues at / , is not deliberate). It's probably the most commonly useful life-lesson I've taken from the world of hackers and programmers.

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  6. Apr 3

    AAAAAAA you guys, bro has been teaching me how to handle syringes and cannulae and IVs for mum and AAAAAAA 😭😭😭 (I am squeamish AF, you guys. My body goes into cringe mode the moment I spot a needle. 😨)

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  7. Apr 3

    "And this is how we check for BO."

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  8. Apr 3

    "Mere Haathon Mein Nau Nau Choodiyan Hain. NOT."

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  9. Apr 3

    "O No I've Said Too Much."

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  10. Apr 3

    Unenthusiastic Applause Girl Reacts to Your Joke.

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  11. Apr 3

    More, from the awkward models series: "I have brought great shame upon my family."

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    Apr 2

    Hi Twitter! Please do your thing? RT widely and/or let me know if you’ve any leads? I did already try tweeting to Ajit Ranade and Sanjaya Baru btw and am waiting to hear back! Thanks so much! 🙌🏼

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    Mar 31

    RT if you’re over 30 with no kids. I feel like a unicorn.

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    Apr 2

    person: having a fixed belief system makes it more likely that all events will neatly fit into a coherent narrative in your brain which reduces dissonance and increases happiness me: why would i choose to be happy when instead i can be *clenches fist* the opposite of it

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    Apr 1

    A comic I made about my father's death in 2014. Tomorrow marks the fourth anniversary. (1/3)

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    Mar 30

    me: octopi could hug 4 people simultaneously, because god blessed them with the ability. however, they don't even hug one person, because they have made covenant with the devil. any questions churchgoer: where is our regular pastor me: in a better place now. sit down immediately

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  17. Apr 1

    AC repair dudes who were supposed to arrive on Tuesday last week around "11:30 subah" are in my house now, at 9 pm on Sunday night. 😭

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    Mar 30

    Moses was technically the first person to download files to his tablet from the cloud.

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  19. Mar 31

    Okay but where is she going?

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    Mar 31

    please come back yesterday

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