Chris Wilson

@chriswilsondc

Director of data journalism (unverified). It's time to go home, Eddie.

Washington, DC
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Joined August 2008
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  1. 8 hours ago

    I never noticed until tonight how much Lena Headey (Cersei in ) learned, or takes cues from, Edie Falco

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  2. 17 hours ago

    Survey: When two black pigeons alight on the balcony railing 10 feet from where you're practicing a Chopin Nocturne: a) sign of improvement in left hand b) death omen

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  3. 18 hours ago

    Many thanks to for this fantastic writeup of TIME's Game of Thrones personality quiz: Quiz:

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    May 8

    TIME readers think this is the strongest character in the Marvel universe a joint

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  5. May 3

    Remember how TIME harnessed science to sort you into a Hogwarts house? Now you can get your ideal leader with a different set of psychological metrics:

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  6. Apr 28

    Every April 28, I remind my mother: "The scanner is a privilege, not a right."

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  7. Apr 24

    If ever needs to quickly raise capital for fines, all they have to do is say to users, "pay us $5 or we'll tell all your exes how often you checked their profile."

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  8. Apr 24

    This will contribute not only to our psychological profiling of Westeros, but also science!

    Are you a big Game of Thrones fan? Please help and I with a personality quiz we're building by taking the following survey. Your efforts are appreciated!
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    Apr 18

    The Mueller report is out:

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  10. Apr 18

    I'd love to know the refresh rate on DOJ's website. I'm good for about 1 / s

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  11. Apr 13

    At the risk of incurring the wrath the the Writers Guild of America, of which I am not a member, I just emailed my agent to inform him that he is NOT fired

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  12. Apr 9

    But we learned an important lesson about friendship along the way...

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  13. Apr 8

    I don't see my off-brand Roomba as an incompetent cleaner. I see it as a brilliant Entropy Machine that scatters detritus.

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  14. Apr 7

    I'm trying to think of a less desirable white-collar job than being the next DHS secretary right now

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  15. Apr 3

    Hypothetical Q: Runners 1st and 3rd, 0 outs. Batter grounds into DP but runner scores. Does he get an RBI? Cc

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  16. Apr 3

    Theory: this v series has the highest union of sets of fan jerseys for the same player on both sides in Harper

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    Apr 2

    Luka Doncic's trademark applications for EL MATADOR and THE MATADOR have been refused by the USPTO. The USPTO found 20(!) other pre-existing MATADOR trademarks that it says are too similar to Luka's marks. Here is my analysis of the refusals 👇

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  18. Mar 30

    I don't have any supporting data here, but I suspect the are the first team to sinfully make the third out at third in 2019

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  19. Mar 26

    5 of my 10M algorithmic brackets are tied with 's leaderboard. And 16,993 still have at least 180 potential points left

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  20. Mar 26

    "March is not Mad. It is simply fickle. Whenever 64 teams gather for a single-elimination tournament, even trace amounts of entropy will resemble high drama and improbable returns."

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