my bitterly divorced grandparents who do not speak to each other are now sharing the same nursing home and don't know it yet... it's giving hijinks its giving sitcom it's giving farse it's giving laugh track
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staff writer | good time girl, actress, comedienne | U.S Senator from Connecticut | he/him |
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Calling it now: season three of white lotus will be spreading Tanya’s ashes (like Tanya spreading her mother’s in season 1) and Belinda will be sent some while she’s working at her spiritual spa in east Asia and she’ll be like “da fuck?”… if im right mike white owes me a milly
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i have definitely tweeted this before but will tweet this every single time this prompt tweet comes up...
The honor goes to Alyssa Edwards' Dancing Queens on Netflix!!!
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Whats the worst thing a guy ever put on tv before yall fucked
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pop stars have become movie stars, movie stars have become television stars, television stars have become television writers, and television writers are on strike... it's all connected
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Joker: Folie à Deux starring Lady Gaga and Wicked starring Ariana Grande are currently the Top 2 most anticipated movies of 2024 among IMDb users.
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The Real Friends of WeHo: Bad Unnecessary Brad Goreski is good TV Todrick is not
Looking: Mid with some great Moments. a product of its era
The Other Two: HILARIOUS FANTASTIC AND DESERVES ALL YOUR ATTENTION
hope that clears some stuff up for everyone
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Lala Kent went to one (1) White House Correspondents dinner and learned a year’s worth of AP US history about the importance of unions…big slay!
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‘Vanderpump Rules’ Star Lala Kent No Longer Attending MTV Movie & TV Awards Amid Writers Strike (Exclusive) thr.cm/rrMobBa
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While Jordan Neely was failed by the city's inadequate mental health and housing services, one group has been looking for him for years: New York's Michael Jackson impersonators, who are mourning their friend
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sometimes? after a lengthy absence from your correspondences, it's easier to respond to the newest emails first and work your way down to the old ones... just a free tip from a girl who gets it!
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i know that the Writer's Strike has begun in earnest and needs to end ASAP with writers getting the fair contracts they deserve because I just got sent a screener for a tv series called "What Am I Eating? With Zooey Deschanel"
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today is my parent's 32nd wedding anniversary, so naturally i've congratulated them on reaching their OJ year
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have been home for ~3 days and now i am an expert on the Eastern Conference Semi Finals... AMA
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We lost our grandma yesterday who was a mentor and friend. also she was a good fighter and strong person . I miss you grandma and I will think about you everyday. Nothing but blue skies. You always make me smile and make me a better person. I love you Grandma Betty ❤️
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Deleted a tweet about how something dystopic always happens the night of the Met Gala because i forgot that last year it was the Roe v. Wade leak and i was embarrassed i forgot but actually maybe me forgetting is more an indictment on the sorry state of our country
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I’m mad you deleted the original tweet! I bothered to find the answer! Lol it was actually super important and it was the draft opinion on overturning Roe v. Wade getting leaked.
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just as the prophecy foretold
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What’s doja cat been up to… feel like shes biding her time and moving in silence… i respect that and expect big things from her in q3
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I am at New Jersey’s version of the Met Gala in that i am currently at Penn Station and a guy wearing a rangers jersey just fell down the steps
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VF’s and unpack Kendall’s corny but effective product launch for Waystar Royco’s newest venture on #Succession. Plus, an in-depth interview with the episode’s director, Lorene Scafaria.
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Kendall Is Cringe, But Is He Free?
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I wonder if my uber driver likes or loves the fact that i am choosing random words of the song i am listening to via headphones to sing out loud at random
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New York - April 28, 2023 - Christress and Gizelle Bryant have agreed to part ways. We thank her for her service to Bravo as a shit-stirrer and bad clothes wearer.
The decision was made after the events of "bottle gate". We wish Ms. Bryant all the best in her future endeavors
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me, giving in and pressing play on the Jessie Ware album because every [redacted] still on this platform was talking about it and actually liking it a lot
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got an~ $100 raise (thank you !!) so i'm going on a ~$3000 shopping spree this weekend to celebrate, naturally
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sometimes, but very rarely, the hardest thing in the world is writing a 500 word blog post
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i want to get Fatal Attractioned (buy a leather coat, tease my hair, and go to an amusement park)
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as someone who was in the ad industry for 5 years I can tell you the difference between marketing & advertising if u want!!!!!!!
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INDUSTRY! DOESN'T! MISS!
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My favorite memories interning for Springer in no particular order RIP TO A LEGEND
1. Covering a woman in mayo and chunks of ham for her boyfriend to eat off of her
2. Taking a romantic carriage ride with a guest
3. Walking a goat pre show
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top 10 best moments on the show, rip jerry springer
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just found a paper i wrote in 2012 during my freshman year of college for a writing seminar class called "Secrets and Confessions" called "The (Not So) Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reality Constructed” ... ok where was my student pulitzer???
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Exclusive: Your first look at #Dune: Part Two is here.
and return to Arrakis as an epic war for the galaxy looms—and Florence Pugh, Austin Butler, and more are joining the fight.
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Meghan Trainor causes chatter online after discussing her “painful” sex with “big boy” husband Daryl Sabara, revealing that she “can’t walk” after sex:
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$45 artist tickets for the Tank’s 20th Anniversary Gala are only available till May 1st!!! Come party with us!!!
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also *Lorraine Hansberry spelling isn't my forte but it's also not the point of this tweet!
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YESSSSSS
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oh look dropped something nothing to see here... vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022
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*Hansberry! sorry again i do not check or edit my tweets because they are tweets!
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So, Disney saw the success of the Barbie individual poster campaign and said "ok bet." and then proceeded to release the creepiest, most unappealing and incredibly off-putting character posters known to man... high art! no notes!
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