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  1. "im going to need.........virtually any other phrasing but that" - the artist

  2. which i bring up only because the man i just walked by was the exact midway point between don vito & spencer breslin

  3. one game i play on the sidewalk is "how would you describe this person to a police sketch artist"

  4. *rolls thru and picks u up in my king ranch edition ford expedition*

  5. "maybe i'm just too young to keep good love from going wrong" bitch your math packet is due

  6. what the fuck was i doing relating to lover you shouldve come over at age 15

  7. just remembered i have a limonata in the fridge and whispered "i am..............a genius"

  8. - how was work today, babe? -- oh, ya know, still up on the ladder in the sun working on that pear detail.

  9. hello yes i would like to pay thousands of dollars for a large scale mural of a heart escaping from a pear & the words modern love in script

  10. good light in the ube and the driver said "nice" before i could ask him for a caption

  11. my sisters in sophomore year of undergrad and gets it

  12. you can tell which parts i wrote because of the f-words

  13. just found the note in my phone from when i watched the feature film aloha

  14. int. spaceship - time is a construct aliens: if anyone recognizes this man we'll spare him. if not, he's too much of a liability. ciara: 😏

  15. coolnormal followed and
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    • @hannahsmothers_

      i'm trying / hsmothers@hearst.com

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