I’m BEGGING you to read this.
Chester Copperpot, Suzanne Sugarbaker and Gargamel are invoked.
I’m deceased.
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Christina Lance
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First and always, Jack, Sam and Caroline’s aunt. Second, Comms Director for the . Making my way around the world, one golf course at a time.
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The person who cuts my hair has no idea of the craziness that’s been the last 24 hours in the golf industry. And it’s dang refreshing.
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Since 2021, prize money has increased 50% 💰
LPGA Commissioner Mollie Marcoux Samaan discusses momentum around the league.
#SBJBIS x
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I needed a palate cleanser after 24-plus hours of work insanity, so I’ve started a rewatch. It’s been 23 years (!!!) and this show still stands up.
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Rose Zhang (pronounced Zang) shoots 66 today to take the lead in her pro debut Liberty National. Just turned 20. Grew up in Southern California and Won back to back individual Nattys at Stanford. Ready to dominate.
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Rose Zhang is 2 shots off the lead in her pro debut at Liberty National. I’m obsessed with her swing. This is art. Her positions are near perfection. She might win 100 tournaments. twitter.com/pga/status/166…
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Trucked it 30 minutes from D19 to Z9 at , just to get a gate change and have to run right back to D12. That’s one way to get my steps in…
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My first time in Utah. Amazing. This championship is going to be spectacular! #blackdesertchampionship
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The LPGA is coming to Utah
In spring 2025, the Black Desert Resort in Ivins will welcome the best women golfers in the world to play on one of Utah’s most scenic golf courses.
This is a big deal. I’m excited for our state, Washington County, and all the girls in golf.
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Definition of Shiv: a knife or razor used as a weapon. That sounds about right. “Look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under it.”
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This house of fans was screaming our heads off for that entire crazy last lap. Yes Josef!!! #Indy500
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The halo is right up there with the SAFER barrier in revolutionizing motorsports and saving so many lives.
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This is WILD.
Watch Kyle Kirkwood inside his car as it’s upside down sliding down the track.
Grateful for the security innovation in motorsport 
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The #Indy500 will always be the greatest - and my favorite - spectacle in racing!
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Why yes, I’m that nerd eating tapas alone while reading a book in a Las Vegas casino restaurant.
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One parent could get my poetry banned from classrooms. And yet one country can't ban assault rifles from massacring them.
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A mention from the great Ted Lasso of Kid President?!? 😭❤️ Believe.
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Amy Olson shot a closing round 66 today in US Open qualifying to get to the US Open at Pebble.
She is nearly 6 months pregnant.
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I couldn’t have been more than 12, but I vividly remember seeing Dick Hoyt pushing his son Rick as we went down Boylston. The picture of love personified.
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I’m so happy to see Marlene, the last of our 13 Foundwrs, receive the respect she deserves. Thanks and .
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Our #SundayTODAY "Life Well Lived" tribute to the late Marlene Hagge-Vossler, golf prodigy and founding member of the @LPGA who helped to put women's sports on the map in America. RIP. today.com/video/marlene-
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Kathy Milthorpe is a boss.
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LPGA CFO Kathy Milthorpe sees her mission as driving the growth of women's golf. That means finding ways to get from "no" to "yes."
She discusses the road ahead for the business with Scarlet Fu on Bloomberg Chief Future Officer.
Watch the full episode: youtu.be/4Iq4Emsw2Ko
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It is with a heavy heart that we share the news that LPGA founder and Hall of Famer Marlene Hagge-Vossler has died at the age of 89.
MORE ⬇️ bit.ly/MarleneHaggeVo
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I can't stop thinking about this beautiful young family, murdered with an AR-15 style rifle while running errands.
Ban assault weapons now.
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It doesn’t take much effort to actually check the facts and look at some stats. I’ve made it easy for you here by providing screen captures of GIR (greens in regulation) for lpga and PGA tour.
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For the average golfer it’s closer to real life than you’ll ever get watching #LIVGolf or #PGAT. That’s the only reason someone watches the LPGA. There’s more missed greens on the LPGA tour then there’s made greens.
This is an absolutely asinine tweet.
Someone had to say it. twitter.com/__carlyreid/st…
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Someone asked me my age last night. I added a year. I’m so old that I can’t remember how old I am.
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Imagine being called unreliable by the MTA
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South Korean president Yoon Suk Yeol grabbed a mic and sang the Don Mclean classic “American Pie” to an astonished audience at the White House state dinner.
“I had no damn idea you could sing,” Biden told his counterpart. wapo.st/442KwRf
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This is such a great personalization of the fabulous . Thanks for telling her story, !
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Angel Yin might not’ve won the @Chevron_Golf, but the week still allowed her ebullient personality to shine through
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This live show after the is absolutely freaking awesome. Thanks to the guys for their support of the !!
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Live with @Kstupples! @JustinRayGolf on deck to discuss some stats and insights @Chevron_Golf twitter.com/NoLayingUp/sta…
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Lilia takes the leap! 💦
The 2x Tour winner is now a major champion 🏆
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