Christian

@ChristianLament

aspiring procrastinator, currently available for la-based shenanigans, chicanery and/or hijinks

Los Angeles
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2019.
Rođen/a 19. studenoga

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    3. velj

    Black Twitter watching nick bosa lose during black history month

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  2. 1. velj

    restaurants, if your 'to go' boxes aren't high definition, what are you even doing with your lives?

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  3. 1. velj

    so crazy to see CPAC trending. if anyone has any questions about it, hit me up - i wore one for about a month when i was suffering from sleep apnea.

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  4. 1. velj

    one ep into the lost years of two minutes from the end states how their college/religious experience may wildly differ from the experience of others, then dropping the podcast as his rec? legitimately could not admire and love this man more

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  5. 31. sij

    you know, they call it "all purpose flour," but i'm here to tell you, that shit will not power your car, best to stick with gasoline.

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    31. sij

    You know who was never impeached and won the popular vote twice and didn't need to solicit foreign help to win US elections and is actually loved by his wife and children? Barack Hussein Obama. A black man, son of a Kenyan Muslim.

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  7. 31. sij

    as i lament and weep at my country becoming a monarchy today, please enjoy my cat foggy's audition to become its court jester.

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  8. 28. sij

    ya ever get followed by someone very high profile who you respect very very much, but then you sweat & labor over every tweet you even consider tweeting, in case they hate it, and therefore you, and then unfollow you, sending you into a tailspin of self-doubt/loathing? me either

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  9. 27. sij

    fox isn't even showing the game when their team is at bat.

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  10. 27. sij

    super disappointed to find out that billy eilish's brother finneas doesn't share her surname finneas eilish is 100% a character who's steam-driven dirigible would alight upon my rooftop, as he beckons me, with a florid flip & twirl of his tophat, to adventures unknown

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  12. 23. sij

    if you need one of these, i have one of these, and have no need for it.

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  13. 22. sij

    sometimes i imagine that the band Warrant was English, and that their biggest hit was Shepherd's Pie.

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    Sit with me. Close your eyes. Just for a while. Look at the images of the Virginia armed protesters through the eyes of a mother whose own unarmed child was shot and killed for “looking suspicious or threatening”. Can you still breathe?

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  15. 20. sij

    it might have taken me a decade to realize it, but i'm here to tell you that "wannabe" by the spice girls and "scott pilgrim vs the world" are the yin and yang, the jedi and the sith, and the ford v ferrari of relationship advice in modern media.

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  16. 19. sij

    anyone planning to tune in tonight to see my pitch on Shark Tank should consider watching something else at the time, select-a-size toilet paper seemed like a brilliant idea, but i now realize how misguided i was apologies to my family & friends who invested in this, and in me

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  17. 19. sij

    i'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color -

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  18. 14. sij

    i don't know who needs to hear this, but don't let social media form your opinions about things, allow it to inform them there are many perspectives and an overwhelming amount of info can be found here, but remember that you are a fully actualized person, capable of distillation

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  19. 13. sij

    if they invent something that's as good as staying in bed i'll be first in line to tell them no they didn't.

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  20. 12. sij

    daughter: i have a question about pinocchio me: no thank you her: does his nose only grow if he is consciously lying? me: her: or is he omniscient? me: i mean... her: pinocchio is a god, confirmed me: HON-EY!

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