Chris Merriman

@ChrisTheDJ

Anti-social, left-wing, and stable genius. Writes about all the for . Mostly former DJ. Never knowingly underweight.

London, UK
about.me/christhedj
Beigetreten September 2008
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    22. Sep. 2017

    I've made a pie chart to show what a tech journalists email inbox looks like. It makes me sad.

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  2. vor 1 Stunde

    I hide behind horses and don't grant your wishes. Yes. I'm a stable genie arse.

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  3. vor 2 Stunden

    I mean if the best you can come up as a diss on the book is that it's "dumb" and "boring" you're clearly not a genius. So you're either a liar or deluded or both.

  4. vor 2 Stunden

    Calling yourself "Stable Genius" is grounds for the 25th right there.

  5. vor 2 Stunden

    "Stable Genius" sounds exactly what a unstable retard proxy would call themselves.

  6. hat retweetet
    3. Jan.

    I’m a blind twitter user. There are a lot of us out there. Increase your ability to reach us and help us interact with your pictures, it’s really simple and makes a huge difference to our twitter experiance allowing us to see your images our way. Thanks for the description 😎

    Instructions for how to access descriptions on photos
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  7. vor 6 Stunden

    Me and my Homeys going for our copies of 'Fire and Fury : Inside The Trump White House' on a Saturday afternoon. Excite.

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    Young people go to WH Smith. A documentary.
  8. vor 7 Stunden

    Of course these days, it would be a group of old ladies dancing around a remaindered cook book and some overpriced printer ink.

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    Young people go to WH Smith. A documentary.
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    5. Jan.

    The campaign to defend Toby Young is getting out of hand.

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    5. Jan.

    Need help getting a peaceful night's sleep? Our NEW dual-tipped can be used to reduce noise during sleep, even if you sleep on your side.

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    27. Dez. 2017

    I don't consider myself preternaturally stupid but whenever someone tries to explain the principles of blockchains to me I begin to feel an overpowering need to bathe my temples in eau de cologne and go for a lie down

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    4. Jan.

    Norwich without ? Take the Tower from London, the RSC from Stratford and the potteries from Stoke, but leave our mustard in the Fine City. A sad day. A sad day.

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  13. 4. Jan.

    Freedom of Speech might come into play here.

    White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders issues statement saying "all personal devices for both guests and staff will no longer be allowed in the West Wing."
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    3. Jan.

    Siri. Show me a headline which sums up the cruelty and inequality in our country.

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  15. 4. Jan.

    Current Mood:

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    3. Jan.

    "...there must be a lot of people at Microsoft HQ scratching heads and wondering what the heck they have to do to make them upgrade." Maybe release an OS that doesn't spy on you or restarts against your will?

    Windows 10 growth remains slow as Windows 7 dominates
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  18. 4. Jan.

    I would not send a letter with a Brexit stamp on it. The idea disgusts me. Maybe we should have had London Riots stamps as well? That was historic.

  19. 3. Jan.

    After Dry January 2nd went so well, I am going to try Veganuary 3rd. I've found a really good restaurant in Shropshire to try...

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  20. 3. Jan.

    Confused Trump realises button is just promotional item from Staples

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    2. Jan.

    Pretend you're watching Celebrity Big Brother by randomly tweeting this gif at any point during the show.

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