This guy is dumb as a bag of rockspic.twitter.com/0oz8uhGOf4
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Parents give birth to children, while serial killers murder them. These two things are more similar than you might think (because in both cases the number of children is being altered). In this essay, I will-
You joke, but my ex literally claimed at one point that voluntarily becoming a single parent was analogous to becoming a serial killer :-/
when i went to the pediatrician if they threw "antimatter lollipops" at me, i wouldn't be brave about my shots each day the contrapositive takes us further from god's light
"Giving candy to a baby is like taking candy from a baby"
Pretty sure both say “toys” and “children” so pretty fairly sure they are the same.
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