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    bean‏ @christapeterso 21 Dec 2020

    my sister is telling me that to minimize vaccine pain u should make ur arm the limpest possible noodle with maximally relaxed muscles. some info for u

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      1. it's Casey *space noises*‏ @Ela_Hadrun 21 Dec 2020
        Replying to @christapeterso

        Gotta use our noodly appendages

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      1. Dov 4.0‏ @drnelk 21 Dec 2020
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        Telling people I didn't work out during the pandemic because I was training for this.

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      1.  ✨ sydney ✨‏ @itsoolongshot 21 Dec 2020
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        This is helpful but the exact opposite of my physical reaction to getting any shot

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      1. Jeff ‘I Am Not Squi’ Cronin‏ @CroninJThomas 21 Dec 2020
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        Well, I’m good at thrusting forward a limp noodle for examination.

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      2. wife Geist‏ @wife_geist 21 Dec 2020
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        i tried to tell this to my son getting his flu shot but he instead tried to swat the syringe away and then clenched every muscle in his body as hard as he could, i was so so sad for him

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      3. tron stuart mill  👾‏ @js_thrill 21 Dec 2020
        Replying to @wife_geist @Jasonchoe14 @christapeterso

        My trick is to look away from the person with the needle and focus on the wall or something

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      1. David P Zone‏ @DavidPZone 21 Dec 2020
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        A good way to do this is to place your palm on the outside of your thigh and press firmly. It automatically relaxes the muscle at the point where the needle goes in

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      1. momo  🧸‏ @momoissleeping 21 Dec 2020
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        It’s true! I used to have extreme needle anxiety and my dad is a doctor and he said one of the reasons it hurt was because I got so tense. For a bit when I was a kid they used a local numbing gel but after a while I was able to relax on my own

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      1. b‏ @bbellinger 21 Dec 2020
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        trying to think of a “weird flex but ok” joke here

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      2. spmcdonnell‏ @spmcdonnell 21 Dec 2020
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        I always tell the person giving me the shot that I know I'm supposed to relax, but I physically cannot, and I know that means it'll hurt so just give me the shot 🙃

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      3. WeaselsRippedMyFlesh‏ @willibro151 21 Dec 2020
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        Same. Seriously, let’s just get to the other side of this.

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