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@chrissyteigen

de-motivational speaker / could not be a hockey goalie

everywhere like such as
Joined May 2009
Born on November 30

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  2. A great thread. But also: DOES the air filter really need to be changed that often?? That always got me.

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  3. fuck I do not have a hat

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  4. I memorized it a long time ago

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  5. should I do the ray j’s moving hat challenge while reciting drew barrymore’s monologue in never been kissed?

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  8. “But Chrissy, “graphic” has a hard G”

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  9. Aug 9

    how do I disable twitter comments entirely

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  10. Aug 9

    fuck you, it’s “jif”, I don’t care what anyone says

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  11. Aug 9

    I did it. I learned gifs!!

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  12. Aug 8
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  13. Aug 8

    Earthquake in the daytime. That’s a change. 😩

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  14. Aug 8

    Not an ad! All my own headbands I’ve collected through the years. I just always want to wear headbands to events and no one ever lets me so I am FREE now to do ALL THE HEADBANDS I WANT

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  15. Aug 8
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  16. Aug 8

    I see this can be taken both ways. I mean I am sober and still stupid, right now

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  17. Aug 8

    I’m actually more stupid sober

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  18. Aug 8
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  19. Aug 8

    I don’t either. They make my forehead even bigger. I look like a moron. That is why it’s so fun. Do it.

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  20. Aug 8

    You ask, I give. HeadBand of the Day (HBOTD) now has its own special folder

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