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@chrissyteigen

de-motivational speaker / could not be a hockey goalie

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Joined May 2009
Born on November 30
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  1. 22 hours ago

    no girl im not a god damn doctor

    Hi do you know what I should do if I’ve been stung by a yellow jacket near the eye? It has been swollen and puffy since yesterday 😔
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  2. 22 hours ago

    A great thread. But also: DOES the air filter really need to be changed that often?? That always got me.

    As a woman who has a car and drives daily, I've dealt with my fair share of men at auto body shops & gas station who prey on women. For my ladies, here's a thread on basic things you should know about fixing your car.
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  3. 22 hours ago

    fuck I do not have a hat

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  4. 23 hours ago

    I memorized it a long time ago

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  5. 23 hours ago

    should I do the ray j’s moving hat challenge while reciting drew barrymore’s monologue in never been kissed?

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  6. 24 hours ago

    THANNNNNK YOUUUU.

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    Example- SCUBA (Self-contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus) No one out here pronouncing "Scuh-ba" instead of "Scoo-bah"
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  7. 24 hours ago

    You’re doing great!

    this is my first time "tweeting". I'm way behind the times! I dont have anything to say really....just wanted to get that first tweet out there to make me official! Wooohoooo!! Happy Thursday! (Is that allowed on Twitter or does it have to be about or to someone?
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  8. 24 hours ago

    “But Chrissy, “graphic” has a hard G”

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  9. Aug 9

    how do I disable twitter comments entirely

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  10. Aug 9

    fuck you, it’s “jif”, I don’t care what anyone says

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  11. Aug 9

    I did it. I learned gifs!!

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  12. Aug 8

    Little. Guessing the 3’s. High 3’s?

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    Big or little?
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  13. Aug 8

    Earthquake in the daytime. That’s a change. 😩

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  14. Aug 8

    Not an ad! All my own headbands I’ve collected through the years. I just always want to wear headbands to events and no one ever lets me so I am FREE now to do ALL THE HEADBANDS I WANT

    I need to know where gets her Bali headbands of the day. Did the resort give her an unlimited supply of unique headbands? Did she purchase them? Is this a long con ? A great mystery.
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  15. Aug 8

    wow

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  16. Aug 8

    I see this can be taken both ways. I mean I am sober and still stupid, right now

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  17. Aug 8

    I’m actually more stupid sober

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  18. Aug 8

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  19. Aug 8

    I don’t either. They make my forehead even bigger. I look like a moron. That is why it’s so fun. Do it.

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    I wish I looked good in headbands- alas, I do not.
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  20. Aug 8

    You ask, I give. HeadBand of the Day (HBOTD) now has its own special folder

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