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    christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen Mar 17

    not bananas this time, but it has happened again. ordered 5 limes from postmates and now have 5 bags of key limes. 40 limes a bag. 200 limes. I guess it's a key lime pie kind of day.

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      2. Postmates‏Verified account @Postmates Mar 17
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        a live look at our officepic.twitter.com/zsG2LdoLJC

        8 replies 25 retweets 1,803 likes
      3. christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen Mar 17
        Replying to @Postmates

        honestly you're lucky I'm too tired to fight this. I don't particularly like paying for 20 bottles of A1 and 200 limes

        7 replies 18 retweets 1,481 likes
      4. Postmates Support‏Verified account @Postmates_Help Mar 17
        Replying to @chrissyteigen @Postmates

        Hey Chrissy! Please DM us the account email that was associated with this order so we can fix it.

        2 replies 5 retweets 449 likes
      5. christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen Mar 17
        Replying to @Postmates_Help @Postmates

        there isn't really any fixing it I've already opened my 200 limes

        6 replies 33 retweets 1,607 likes
      6. Postmates‏Verified account @Postmates Mar 17
        Replying to @chrissyteigen @Postmates_Help

        I know we can’t undeliver all those limes but we’d still love to try to make it right! You’re a powerful enemy we’d prefer not to have 😬

        14 replies 34 retweets 1,723 likes
      7. christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen Mar 17
        Replying to @Postmates @Postmates_Help

        haha I'll still always use you 3+ times a day. yesterday was my first bad review of someone ever just because he got soooo many things wrong but I still feel bad.

        6 replies 8 retweets 1,021 likes
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      2. ♡M‏ @mayamartin_ Mar 17
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        I'm just curious to know if you're ever suspicious with the cost?! I can't see 5 limes equalling the cost of 5 bags of limes 😂😂😂

        2 replies 0 retweets 94 likes
      3. christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen Mar 17
        Replying to @mayamartin_

        the cost doesn't show up until after the order since price varies.

        3 replies 2 retweets 351 likes
      4. mindyinprogress‏ @MindyInProgress Mar 17
        Replying to @chrissyteigen @mayamartin_

        Good to know - I had the same question and I'm sure you've had the same question asked 9000000 times, between the bananas and the limes 😄

        0 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa Mar 17
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        Christine ,, please send lime’s to my wife Ethel Pat ,, I would like her also to make me a key-lime pie ,, would be good to have it ready in-case Donald Trump Junior accept my offer to stay with us now that his wife left him

        3 replies 22 retweets 421 likes
      3. Kirsten Walters‏ @traaaassshhhhhh Mar 17
        Replying to @walterowensgrpa @chrissyteigen

        You better send my boy Walter some limes

        0 replies 2 retweets 104 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Chris Jackson‏ @ChrisCJackson Mar 17
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        order a bottle of tequila

        6 replies 1 retweet 355 likes
      3. Georgina Johnston‏ @Geeoorrrggiinna Mar 17
        Replying to @ChrisCJackson @chrissyteigen

        Definitely what a pregnant woman is going to do.

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
      4. Chris Jackson‏ @ChrisCJackson Mar 17
        Replying to @Geeoorrrggiinna @chrissyteigen

        shit I forgot

        1 reply 0 retweets 30 likes
      5. deb queen-el  🌈  🦄‏ @UmmmmmmmQueen Mar 17
        Replying to @ChrisCJackson @Geeoorrrggiinna @chrissyteigen

        not pregnant forever, sheesh!

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. Georgina Johnston‏ @Geeoorrrggiinna Mar 17
        Replying to @UmmmmmmmQueen @ChrisCJackson @chrissyteigen

        How long do you think fresh limes last?

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      7. deb queen-el  🌈  🦄‏ @UmmmmmmmQueen Mar 17
        Replying to @Geeoorrrggiinna @ChrisCJackson @chrissyteigen

        lol did NOT EVEN make the connection. just figured he meant order a bottle of alcohol and you will get a case. duh, me.pic.twitter.com/DzTa9FoOMI

        2 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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