maybe it's more the being married to John Legend as the goal
How is John taking off my jewelry "relationship goals" like your fuckin boyfriend won't take your necklace off jfc leave him
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nah twitter legit makes everything relationship goals
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"OMG WATCH HOW CHRISSY BREATHES WHILE JOHN IS AROUND THIS IS RELATIONSHIP GOALS
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real relationship goals would be giving someone notes and/or a past exam. That's love.
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twitter has some of the most simple minded hypebeasts that's why lol sadly
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THE BAR IS SO GODDAMN LOW.
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But you were "drunk" but he said you were "perfect". That's pretty sweet.
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did you want him to call her out her name or something? Who tf do y'all be dating where something simple like that is "goals"?
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everything is relationship goals now
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men are so shitty these days basic decency is considered goals
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lots of people are shitty, lots of people aren't. Choose wisely
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I'm often asleep when my bf (a comic) gets home. He refills my bedside water glass and I wake to it in the AM. Little things.
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that is sweet but I'm guessing you don't have a cat
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that's what water bottles are for!
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Extremely low bar set in this day and age. Lol.
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John telling you that you're perfect when you asked if he was mad at you was everything!
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