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    christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen 15 Jun 2016

    Fell asleep with my breast pump on and I think I'm in a different dimension now

    3:54 AM - 15 Jun 2016
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      1. Elongated Muskox‏ @sailcode 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        our breast pump repeatedly “called out my wife’s name” as she used it. O_o

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      2. amanda  ⭐️‏ @stardottedeyes 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @sailcode @chrissyteigen

        this is not a myth, they talk! mine used to say "and I pump, and I pump, and I pump..."

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Charlie Ryczek‏ @riceczek 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        @chrissyteigenpic.twitter.com/dE4AsOdf8r

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      1. Hooter Holster‏ @HooterHolster 16 Jun 2016
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        we need to get you one of these. That baby won't move an inch. #Strapiton and holster your hooter.pic.twitter.com/YcmvEfzg1q

        2 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      2. Emma Thibault‏ @EmmaAThibault 16 Jun 2016
        Replying to @HooterHolster @chrissyteigen

        we could all use a lil holster to our hooter, Chrissy. #IDontJudge

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Milky Mama‏ @MilkyMamaLLC 15 Jun 2016
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        omg!!!pic.twitter.com/fCxtN9bDeE

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      1. Danny‏ @DannyDoubleYew 15 Jun 2016
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        that's an odd nickname for Jon...

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      1. Carly Heading‏Verified account @carlyylalaa 15 Jun 2016
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        this is why I have you on tweet notification... So I don't miss the gold like this

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      1. JTMcG‏ @JTMcGillicuddy 15 Jun 2016
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        .... #Brexit kinda sounds like a hashtag that has to do with remembering to detach from the pump just saying

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      1. Fun Mama‏ @beingthefunmama 16 Jun 2016
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        did you dream of cows? My twins are 6, I still that machine in my sleep,

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      1. Shasta‏ @daysee2100 16 Jun 2016
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        more importantly do you have a huge hickey on you now from it?! hahaha

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      1. corinne adams‏ @CorinneKAdams 16 Jun 2016
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        @Katweeta

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      1. Gazby‏ @Gazhacks 16 Jun 2016
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        get the excess in the fridge #pranktime 😂

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      1. Beth‏ @Runinmystalking 15 Jun 2016
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        you are my hero.

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      1. L T‏ @LDTreese 15 Jun 2016
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        I almost did the same thingpic.twitter.com/Ip7YQXfS4F

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      1. Maureen‏ @soaprookie 15 Jun 2016
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        Sounds like you will be able feed a family of 5, for a week.

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      1. NinjaNik‏ @NinjaNik 15 Jun 2016
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        time is a flat circle. LOL

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