christine teigen
STFU, Parents
@chrissyteigen She's just a baby, though. GROWN WOMEN don't poop or fart, everyone knows this
Baby girl is really ruining my decade long lie of girls not being poop and fart
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@STFUParents@chrissyteigen exactly. Skull hardens, pooping ceases, teeth come in. -
@WittyWhiteGuy@chrissyteigen Wow that just got dark -
@STFUParents@chrissyteigen you started me down this road!
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@chrissyteigen you can't tell me the most eye opening part of this experience isn't the sheer trucker-esque volume a baby fart has - View other replies
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@chrissyteigen not being poop and fart -
@chrissyteigen Just tell john she got that from his side.... -
@chrissyteigen Congrats on your 1000
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@chrissyteigen "John I honestly don't know what this even is, what do you call this? poop? what's that? I've never experienced a poops b4" -
@chrissyteigen have you had the inevitable exploded diaper yet? It gets everywhere all up the back and everything -
@chrissyteigen awww...she's exempt until she's 3! -
@chrissyteigen mommy life♡ Blessings for you and your family, and all the poops, farts, vomits, and pee- pees that go with it;) -
@chrissyteigen I gotta wear a gas mask whenever I change my daughter's diaper.#Biohazard -
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@chrissyteigen yeah they'll do that at first. - View other replies
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@chrissyteigen if it makes you feel any more hopeful my husband and I have NEVER farted, pooped or peed together in 20 years..Luna is good! -
@chrissyteigen and I still LOVE your cookbook!!
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