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@ lowell conrad says my cook book ideas are stupid

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    christine teigen Verified account ‏@chrissyteigen Mar 31

    there is no "early" april fools joke. u can start effing with ppl/planting seeds but NO EARLY PUNCHLINES. this freakin world i'll tell ya

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    1. Elizabeth Denton ‏@Elizabethann1 Mar 31

      @chrissyteigen But I think it's Yahoo's fault because they "scooped" the joke hahaha

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    2. Rachel C ‏@racheleighC Mar 31

      @chrissyteigen so true. And isn't an "early April fools joke" just "a joke"?

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    3. Spoon University ‏@SpoonUniversity Mar 31

      @chrissyteigen Yoo, Yahoo jumped the gun. We were hoping for the KO at midnight, but pretty flattered we gotcha TBH.

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    4. Uncle Mike ‏@MichaelPacholek Mar 31

      @chrissyteigen You are a legend. And not just by marriage. And I don't care if that joke is already overused: It's true.

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    5. carmen ‏@nottinghails Mar 31 Los Angeles, CA

      @chrissyteigen you're so passionate

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    6. Ruby Nuciforo ‏@rubynuciforo Mar 31

      @chrissyteigen @miminuciforo94

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    7. Adrianna Gullo ‏@AddieGullo Mar 31 New York, USA

      @chrissyteigen @lordkal300

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    8. Jed Brown ‏@JedBrown5 Mar 31

      @chrissyteigen I just passed a pee test and got a part time job. No joke.

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    9. Felicia Gilmer ‏@PreMedGilmer Mar 31

      @chrissyteigen i am laughing at you AND with you! Just dont block me too. I love following you and i havent bought your cookbook yet 😚😚

      0 retweets 1 like
    10. Tito ‏@TitoFromAZ Mar 31

      @chrissyteigen DAMN YOU THICC AND QUICKK WITT

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      1. max ‏@maxwellwillis Mar 31

        @chrissyteigen preach

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    11. Mallory McLean Ⓜ️ ‏@Mallory_McLean Mar 31

      @chrissyteigen Okay I don't want to say anything but is that kid planning on growing up inside you?

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    12. NYC Shopping Guide ‏@NYCShopGuide Mar 31

      @chrissyteigenpic.twitter.com/7we2fRafnI

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    14. Blake X. ‏@BlakeX10 Mar 31

      @chrissyteigen traitor joes will feel the pain!

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