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    christine teigen Verified account ‏@chrissyteigen Mar 14

    i need a bikini wax but i feel like i should wait for my epidural because THAT IS GENIUS???

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      1. Brogan Driscoll ‏@Brogan_Driscoll Mar 14

        @chrissyteigen all bikini waxes should begin with an epidural

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    1. Erin Balogh ‏@erinebal29 Mar 14

      @chrissyteigen Waxing prepares you for childbirth.... The unexpected but anticipated ripping of something below the waist!

      1 retweet 8 likes
    2. ❀karina ‏@kszlas Mar 14

      @chrissyteigen I always tell my parents that if I'm ever in a car accident and unconscious (god forbid) they should pierce my ears

      0 retweets 21 likes
      1. α l e x i α ‏@alexiageee Mar 14

        @chrissyteigen you're gonna like poop out your baby while waxing

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      2. cat ‏@catherinegnz Mar 14 Laredo, TX

        @alexiageee4 @chrissyteigen alexia??!!

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      3. α l e x i α ‏@alexiageee Mar 14

        @catherinegnz @chrissyteigen 👶🏽💩pic.twitter.com/oREWdBVhYk

        1 retweet 5 likes
    3. Emma ‏@kimyonceee Mar 14

      @chrissyteigen shit that actually is a genius idea 😂😂😂

      0 retweets 8 likes
      1. Claire ‏@clairelaluna Mar 14

        This would be future me RT @chrissyteigen: i need a bikini wax but i feel like i should wait for my epidural because THAT IS GENIUS???

        3 retweets 2 likes
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      3. pinks ‏@VanessaInPinks Mar 14

        @clairelaluna hashtag laser

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      4. Claire ‏@clairelaluna Mar 14

        @VanessaInPinks OHOH DAS TRUE ☝️

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    4. that girl ‏@lilvaalentine Mar 14

      @chrissyteigen go to @waxcandy for a free wax!!!!!

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    5. Andria K. Brown ‏@andriakbrown Mar 14

      @chrissyteigen If I had one single episode's worth of LSB money, I'd go straight to the laser lady. Like before my kids' college funds.

      0 retweets 4 likes
    6. rachel ‏@zaylorsmarvel Mar 14

      @chrissyteigen lmao Chrissy you always make my day

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    7. adriana ‏@LigiaEscobarr Mar 14

      @chrissyteigen @ansleymherring she is so smart wtf

      0 retweets 3 likes
    8. Alyssa Siljendahl ‏@Lissy_Mae Mar 14

      @chrissyteigen you are literally my role model

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    9. Rose Stark ‏@upinhisnest Mar 14

      @chrissyteigen .......that's.......how has nobody thought of this before holy shit

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    10. ST€V€ ‏@SBergerJr Mar 14

      @chrissyteigen It's your own version of the Wendy's 5 for 5!!!!! HAHAHA Good for you girl 2 for 1 :p

      0 retweets 2 likes
    11. Rachel Ayn Pickens ‏@MsRachelAyn Mar 14

      @chrissyteigen Inb4 someone in your mentions tries to tell you how to parent.

      0 retweets 2 likes
      1. Rosalyn ‏@MrsMojays Mar 14

        @chrissyteigen from a L&D nurse, don't wait. Great idea tho!

        0 retweets 1 like
      2. Suge Candice ‏@P3sQueen Mar 14

        @MrsMojays @chrissyteigen I liked her idea tho lol

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