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    christine teigen Verified account ‏@chrissyteigen Feb 19

    Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug

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    1. RUSS BENGT$ON ‏@russbengtson Feb 19

      @chrissyteigen why did you eat a tin mug

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    2. Kim Clijsters ‏@Clijsterskim Feb 19

      @chrissyteigen 😂

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    3. STFU, Parents ‏@STFUParents Feb 19

      @chrissyteigen Best description I've heard

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    4. Brandi Redmond ‏@BrandiRedmond Feb 20

      @chrissyteigen is the most beautiful pregnant woman. I just love her glow if I looked like that I might have another.

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      1. trilla ‏@SHAN_TRILLA Feb 19

        @chrissyteigen just drinking strong beer on an empty stomach and tweeting you like we're friends

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      3. Julian ‏@_oygevalt Feb 19

        @SHAN_TRILLA @chrissyteigen SHANTI

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      4. trilla ‏@SHAN_TRILLA Feb 19

        @_oygevalt @chrissyteigen I love her and I think she'd love me too if we ever got to meet

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      5. Julian ‏@_oygevalt Feb 19

        @SHAN_TRILLA cause all of you loves all of her, shanti p and chrissy t, two new best friends sitting in a tree

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      6. trilla ‏@SHAN_TRILLA Feb 19

        @_oygevalt sounds like you've been drinking strong beer too lol

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      7. Julian ‏@_oygevalt Feb 19

        @SHAN_TRILLA WHO NEEDS BEER WHEN U GOT THAT LOUD

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      8. trilla ‏@SHAN_TRILLA Feb 19

        @_oygevalt LMAO DONT RUB IT IN IM ON THE JOB HUNT

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    5. trilla ‏@SHAN_TRILLA Feb 19

      @chrissyteigen LMAO

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    6. Re Marzullo ‏@remarz Feb 19

      @chrissyteigen My son's feet used to kick my ribs.

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      1. sheryl nawahine ‏@sherylfarris Feb 19

        @chrissyteigen @kyleenawahine now this was funny. I so remember feeling this with you 😝

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      2. Kylee Nawahine ‏@kyleenawahine Feb 19

        @sherylfarris @chrissyteigen that's a good sign then. Cause I'm pretty awesome 😝

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      3. sheryl nawahine ‏@sherylfarris Feb 19

        @kyleenawahine true dat!!!!😝

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    7. Jessica ‏@syrfiredancer Feb 19

      @chrissyteigen just wait until it feels like she's trying to escape through your butt

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    8. Bennett D. Bennett ‏@TheAcecapade Feb 19

      @chrissyteigen yikes.

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    9. Sabrina ‏@JoyfulSab Feb 19

      @chrissyteigen ♥

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      1. amy ‏@ohsoamy Feb 19

        @chrissyteigen yes. if you're lucky she'll punch you in the cervix and you'll feel what is known as "lightning crotch," which is not an STD.

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