i feel like diane keaton is always turning around and being surprised by someone
I am horrifically ballsy in every way except telling a waiter they got my order wrong
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@chrissyteigen Every one of your tweets from now on should be replies to the previous tweet. See how many followers you can lose in a day. -
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@chrissyteigen haha. i spent a minute trying to figure out how the 2nd tweet related to diane keaton.
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@chrissyteigen waiter: "is everything good with your food ma'am?" you:pic.twitter.com/R18cSfQ36t
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@chrissyteigen CONGRATS! you just won free meet & greet to my pussy. Follow me for more detailsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@japoopable we still need to go -
@Meowisabelle I told Alfonso we should go next week and we can celebrate both ur bday a
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@jessicacov7 not the other day with the wings!
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@chrissyteigen I avoid it at ALL costs like to the point where I'd risk having an allergic reactionpic.twitter.com/Qt3qEW13oA
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@chrissyteigen These tweets are like@kingsthingsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@chrissyteigen If I say anything about it, I usually wind up apologizing like 800 times for even mentioning anything.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@chrissyteigen You're pregnant now so you have a free pass to yell at waiters for stuff like that!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@chrissyteigen even if they ask if it's not what I ordered I lie and tell them it totally isThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@chrissyteigen if the meal sucks, do you tell the waiter when he asks how it is?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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