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My own assistant just got fired on the very first question

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Jun 23, 2019

It’s your first day on the job and Beyoncé is getting ready for a red carpet. What are you getting her for breakfast? Yogurt, granola and strawberries or a 5 star breakfast. pic.twitter.com/05Zq5Ccai5pic.twitter.com/05Zq5Ccai5Show this thread

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12:26 PM · Jun 23, 2019

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@jamilynewriter

Jun 23, 2019

I’m fired but I can’t even keep my own life together let alone try to figure out someone else 🤦🏻‍♀️

@e01_9

Jun 23, 2019

Assistant? Too good to go get your own food ? I don’t know something humans been doing for long long time

Hassan

@HassaninDC

Jun 23, 2019

I think it just cost less to have her assistant wait in line

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than to do it herself.

i feel u cs

same... I just thought she’d appreciate some bacon ffs

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You may have to fire your assistant

here’s a nice story from Virginia Beach—our Rock and Roll Elementary School!

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The Mockers

@The_Mockers

Jun 19, 2019

Here's the story WVEC TV did on #VirginiaBeach's Diamond Springs Elementary School Eaglets & their fantastic version of #Ramones classic #RockawayBeach! It was part of their #SomethingInTheDiamond Spring show! @MarkyRamone @theecjramone @Pharrell @johnnyramone #Pharrell #SITW

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Candice

@five5insocks

Jun 23, 2019

Gotta fire your assistant then. Rules are rules 🤷🏾‍♀️

Mark O'Neill

@marxculture

Jun 23, 2019

Who's Beyoncé?