I made it about five then she punched me in the face for some reason
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Idk anything about Beyoncé but I didn’t get fired this is the highlight of my year
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I got fired but the other option was got her kidnapped so I’m taking that as a win.
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Did not realize personal assistant make security detail decisions. That's some high level executive functioning right there.
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I made it to the hotel and got her kidnapped. I’m sorry.
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Wait I just had $800 deducted from my bonus and kept my job. HOW DEEP DOES THIS GO?!
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I got fired 1st in.
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I got fired about 3 in.
