our pilot is driving this plane like a car he doesn’t really care about
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There could be birds up there if that “ Obama’ has not already burdered them with thos fan’s that try to cool down the liberal hoax “global warming’ !!


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Remember that time you flew halfway to Japan and came back
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Not trying to jinx you or anything but this came up on my TL like thispic.twitter.com/pLoKAdJszS
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hoping ur safe on this flight <3
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Maybe he stole it
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Strap your shit down.
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he'll probably put on a parachute and bail on you mid air if he is reading yoiur tweets
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Damn I wanna hop on gta and try that now
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I've often thought that one of the best parts of being famous is knowing that pilots and drivers and surgeons will be extra careful, to avoid the shame of accidentally killing you
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Safe trip!
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I'm still wondering... Did you spot any feathers or other more gruesome things flying around outside mid-flight?
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