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    christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen Oct 18

    now everyone thinks I think pee comes out the uterus :(

    8:26 AM - 18 Oct 2018
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      2. Patricia W. Fischer-Author‏ @pawf1067 Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        After working as a nurse for years, you would not believe how many people actually think this. I could tell you so many stories of the insane things people think our bodies can or can't do.

        2 replies 0 retweets 58 likes
      3. Brittany Audrey‏ @BilsonBrittany Oct 18
        Replying to @pawf1067 @chrissyteigen

        You should start a thread. I’d literally read it all day.

        13 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
      4. Patricia W. Fischer-Author‏ @pawf1067 Oct 18
        Replying to @BilsonBrittany @chrissyteigen

        You sure you have that kind of time? 😎😎 I'd be glad to throw down a few stories.

        1 reply 0 retweets 42 likes
      5. Brittany Audrey‏ @BilsonBrittany Oct 18
        Replying to @pawf1067 @chrissyteigen

        I’m a stay at home mom.. I have lots of time.😂

        4 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      6. Patricia W. Fischer-Author‏ @pawf1067 Oct 18
        Replying to @BilsonBrittany @chrissyteigen

        "It's going to be okay, child." "But how can I go to confession if this medicine causes her to code?" She thoughtfully patted my shoulder and said, "I'll write you a note." 🤣🤣🤣 (4/4)

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      7. Brittany Audrey‏ @BilsonBrittany Oct 18
        Replying to @pawf1067 @chrissyteigen

        I love that!! Haha.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. andy lassner‏Verified account @andylassner Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        It doesn’t?

        9 replies 0 retweets 129 likes
      3. Mike N.‏ @MikeyNog Oct 18
        Replying to @andylassner @chrissyteigen

        Apparently, it comes from a mattress at the Russian Ritz.

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      2. Brian H‏ @BrianNoHart Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        Every time I watch @FoxNews I’m reminded that poop comes from the mouth.

        1 reply 7 retweets 134 likes
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      2. Jessica Valenti‏Verified account @JessicaValenti Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        to be fair, what you're talking about IS the uterus' fault

        1 reply 0 retweets 71 likes
      3. AliciaMarie‏ @_aliciamarie_ Oct 18
        Replying to @JessicaValenti @chrissyteigen

        Pfft. I blame my child for putting my uterus in such a state that it ruined my bladder. And yes I’m aware that it isn’t his fault he was in my uterus in the first place, but still.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. A New Bug‏ @anewbug Oct 18
        Replying to @_aliciamarie_ @JessicaValenti @chrissyteigen

        You’ll resent him for the rest of his life lol

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. AliciaMarie‏ @_aliciamarie_ Oct 18
        Replying to @anewbug @JessicaValenti @chrissyteigen

        I mean, are you even a mother if you don’t?🤷🏻‍♀️

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      6. A New Bug‏ @anewbug Oct 18
        Replying to @_aliciamarie_ @JessicaValenti @chrissyteigen

        True 😝pic.twitter.com/S9DIbJUvsI

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Jesus Christ‏ @SonOfGodAndMan Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        pic.twitter.com/Iq9Jl7WlGy

        1 reply 7 retweets 63 likes
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      2. niven‏ @loss_for_words Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        I have no context for this and I like it that way. 😂😂😂😂😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 123 likes
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      2. Lena‏ @lenaloveslifeX Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        Ohh that’s why men think we can hold in our period..

        2 replies 1 retweet 76 likes
      3. Justine‏ @justinearino Oct 18
        Replying to @lenaloveslifeX @chrissyteigen

        Oh wow I didn't know that was a thing. But of course it is.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Summer‏ @psLove_Summer Oct 18
        Replying to @justinearino @lenaloveslifeX @chrissyteigen

        There are many who think women only have one hole (aside from the anus), even women who have had many children and are beyond menopause. When I've had to explain it as a nurse, it makes me sad that no one, even previous OBs, have taken the time to give basic anatomy lessons.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. HelenMcColgan‏ @Hellnbac1 Oct 18
        Replying to @psLove_Summer @justinearino and

        When you wait at the OB doctor office there is a a picture on the wall showing you parts of your body. Why don’t they look

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Summer‏ @psLove_Summer Oct 18
        Replying to @Hellnbac1 @justinearino and

        Not all have it. Keep in mind that is how *some* offices are presented NOW. Women who gave birth 30, 40, 50, 60, 70,+ years ago had very different atmospheres. Some were put to sleep to labor quietly so the staff didn't hear women screaming. Dads weren't allowed at deliveries.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. HelenMcColgan‏ @Hellnbac1 Oct 18
        Replying to @psLove_Summer @justinearino and

        I mean at the Gynecologist

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      8. Summer‏ @psLove_Summer Oct 19
        Replying to @Hellnbac1 @justinearino and

        I'm aware but such posters or educational art were definitely not the norm for generations before us. Even now when we have people come in for things, they are too embarrassed to look at educational pieces.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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