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    1. christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen Oct 18

      christine teigen Retweeted Daniel Holland

      Drink a beverage without drops coming out of my mouth after. Pee without drops coming out of my uterus after. Basically anything to do with holding in liquidshttps://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1052635683251257344 …

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      Daniel Holland @DannyDutch
      What is something that MOST adults can do, but you, for whatever reason, cannot pull off?
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      72 replies 216 retweets 6,700 likes
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    2. christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen Oct 18

      Oops I meant urethra. But uterus also leaks yes

      35 replies 52 retweets 4,083 likes
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      christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen Oct 18

      Are these all showing up separately? Please say no

      8:21 AM - 18 Oct 2018
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      • Karley Elaine💚 Lorenza Jake Davis Christine Campbell kriti CourteneyHarmer Kayla lysa Dayla
      66 replies 14 retweets 2,532 likes
        1. Gabriel Cruz‏ @GaabrielCruz_ Oct 18
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          Nah they're not dripping. They're all in one nice flow.

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        1. Potato Bonnie‏ @MuttersMommy Oct 18
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          Well. I saw the urethra one first, standing alone, but it's you so I didn't really bat an eyelash about it. Solidarity in weirdness 😂

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        1. Gemma Cooper @ TwitchCon  🎮 🇺🇸‏ @x_GemGem Oct 18
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          Yes, my TL is very confused

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        1. mermasaurusrex‏ @ThickMerman Oct 18
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          .... No

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        1. James Neveau‏Verified account @JamesNeveau Oct 18
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          You're having an interesting day.

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        1. ChrissyTeigenWeb.Com‏ @teigenpictures Oct 18
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          Like this xDpic.twitter.com/ro9VP9Xm9H

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        2. Lauren Sanchez‏ @lauren_sanchez Oct 18
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          pic.twitter.com/yS3IyR5ARt

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        3. Lauren Sanchez‏ @lauren_sanchez Oct 18
          Replying to @lauren_sanchez @chrissyteigen

          I’m confused to say the least.

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        1. Zane‏ @BaneZierman Oct 18
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          pic.twitter.com/Nh1hd2ZfOz

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        1. Tiffanie‏ @tgt68 Oct 21
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          LMAO😂...that would be a yes, ❤!pic.twitter.com/URDAsDy0vl

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        1.  💀 🎃life is pointless 🎃 💀‏ @redkatana Oct 18
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          y—yes? They are.

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        1. Amber ✨‏ @_amrenee Oct 18
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          Nah they are all separate and I was very confused for a min until I scrolled

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        1. MARGIE‏ @margierbennett Oct 18
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          Sorry, but yes and I was so confused!

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        1. Sonya‏ @Sonya_Jaded Oct 18
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          Sorry girlfriend but I ain't gonna lie to you. Yes!! *Damn damn double damn

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        1. Nancy Leville‏ @nanfran407 Oct 18
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          Are you seeing this reply? Please say yes

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        1. Alyssa  ✏️ Writes‏ @AlyssaDZaczek Oct 18
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          They sure are.

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        1. Emilee Berry‏ @EmiJ87 Oct 19
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          Girl I'm dying right now. 🤣

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        1. Angela‏ @angela4148 Oct 18
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          Here they all are together :)pic.twitter.com/cW5Wiooyfi

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        1. Kathleen Albright‏ @kathleen6766 Oct 18
          Replying to @chrissyteigen

          No, they're good!👏👍 I was wondering what was going on with glasses of water and me.

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