Drink a beverage without drops coming out of my mouth after. Pee without drops coming out of my uterus after. Basically anything to do with holding in liquidshttps://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1052635683251257344 …
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We were at a haunted house/maze/trail the other night and my wife got scared and yelled "Ah I peed a little..." the poor actor who just scared her got an out of context reality of being a mother.
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John in background with a smirk and mumbling...."you dammmmm right it won't..."
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This entire thread is about to be on Daily Mail in the morning
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Ok so I watched too much Neighbours as a kid because https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ute_(vehicle) …
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The ute are starting to change
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*Herman Munster voice* "Did you say ute?"
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"Did you say ute?" "What's a ute?" -My Cousin Vinny
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No, it really won't. Sigh.
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OMG, you always make me laugh. If you only knew how many replies I type & then think, Nahhhh, I can’t post that... delete!!





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To confuse matters more... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ute_(vehicle) …
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As an Australian, I can confirm general confusion for the rest of the Aussie's as a ute is a vehicle, and not part of the body
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A Camila stan! I knew you had superior taste
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