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    christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen Oct 18

    christine teigen Retweeted Daniel Holland

    Drink a beverage without drops coming out of my mouth after. Pee without drops coming out of my uterus after. Basically anything to do with holding in liquidshttps://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/1052635683251257344 …

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    Daniel Holland @DannyDutch
    What is something that MOST adults can do, but you, for whatever reason, cannot pull off?
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    8:18 AM - 18 Oct 2018
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    • Katy 🌻 katie moore Nevin Constantine sarah dillamore CommanderBuzzKill Natalurrr 🦖🖤 ✨sj✨ Mitz Hannah Knop
    72 replies 216 retweets 6,700 likes
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      2. christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen Oct 18

        Oops I meant urethra. But uterus also leaks yes

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      3. christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen Oct 18

        my ute will never be the same

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      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        Christine ,, perhap’s you should buy a large quantity of straws before they are made illegal ,, these could help ,, I have a hard time with this as well but I will defend my Constitutional right to use a straw from the liberal’s trying to take-it-away !!!

        10 replies 7 retweets 386 likes
      3. Jesus Christ‏ @SonOfGodAndMan Oct 18
        Replying to @walterowensgrpa @chrissyteigen

        I'm sick of your straw man arguments, Walter.

        3 replies 0 retweets 162 likes
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      1. Master Cheef  🐉 ⚔ 🖋‏ @MasterxCheef Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        I stan a leaking queen!

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      2. maddie‏ @h2giaw Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        pee coming out of your uterus i-

        2 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
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      2. Elba‏ @Eloisebaily Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        I have an amazing ability to choke on my own saliva. I know. It's a talent.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. meh‏ @TheRexMax Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        I can’t believe I’m sharing this stupid song I’ve known for decades, but... “No matter how much you shake and dance, The last two drops are for your pants.” Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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      1. Jamie Schler‏ @lifesafeast Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        @DannyDutch look through a telescope, microscope, or binoculars. I not only lose my balance but freak out because I lose my place in the world. My husband calls it Cosmic Vertigo.

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      1. Kathy‏ @cheapbutnotfree Oct 18
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        duck chrissy here comes anatomy twitter

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      1. leonie‏ @foreverwithtay Oct 18
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        I JUST SPAT OUT MY DRINK.... guess that proves a point

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      1.  🕸abbie 🕸‏ @yooabbie Oct 18
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        I’ve never related to anything more than this tweet. It’s a hard life.

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      1. dawn harris‏ @dawnharris001 Oct 18
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        Getting out of the shower without having to go to restroom immediately afterwards.

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      1. Lex‏ @flexa616 Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        And see I thought I was the only one who struggled with drinking any fluids. Half down the front of my shirt, half down the hatch

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      1. Sean Nelson‏ @opinionatedwino Oct 18
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        So, you’re basically my grandma’s cat

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      1. Cameron Stevens‏ @ccs76 Oct 18
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        I still dribble, sometimes out of both sides at once. Of my mouth, not my urethra, nor my uterus, which I don't have.

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