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    christine teigen‏Verified account @chrissyteigen Oct 15

    I have been having such weird, bad dreams lately and they leave me feeling like crap all day because it’s hard to remove what I went through all night. How can I have happy dreams :(

    9:22 AM - 15 Oct 2018
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      2. darth™‏ @darth Oct 15
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

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        watch this before bed time chrissy i am serioushttps://twitter.com/darth/status/834553305283981313 …

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        Replying to @darth
        ok it is time again for that pup who is so happy to get a haircut i mean we should all be so happy for such simple pleasures i am serious pic.twitter.com/SPOtEGE4oj
        4 replies 14 retweets 542 likes
      3. negative med‏ @medBCB Oct 15
        Replying to @darth @chrissyteigen

        Daily doses of Dexter help toopic.twitter.com/b6RCNEQLFZ

        1 reply 2 retweets 237 likes
      4. Darrien‏ @darrienj Oct 15
        Replying to @medBCB @darth @chrissyteigen

        I didn't know where this was going, but I approve.

        3 replies 0 retweets 136 likes
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      2. Ned Pyle‏Verified account @NerdPyle Oct 15
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        “Stare at me”pic.twitter.com/FMGD1JOlBh

        2 replies 1 retweet 101 likes
      3. Justin‏ @FPieces Oct 15
        Replying to @NerdPyle

        pic.twitter.com/yM7yW70Nbi

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      4. Paul Richardson‏ @havochaos Oct 15
        Replying to @FPieces @NerdPyle

        pic.twitter.com/Z3qOMjcOBV

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      5. Steve Syfuhs‏ @SteveSyfuhs Oct 15
        Replying to @havochaos @FPieces @NerdPyle

        pic.twitter.com/EmfDjofGmk

        3 replies 0 retweets 54 likes
      6. Paul Richardson‏ @havochaos Oct 15
        Replying to @SteveSyfuhs @FPieces and

        I do love that little scruff.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Steve Syfuhs‏ @SteveSyfuhs Oct 15
        Replying to @havochaos @FPieces and

        Not quite as long as yours, but it's getting there.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Paul Richardson‏ @havochaos Oct 15
        Replying to @SteveSyfuhs @FPieces and

        Mine does get groomed.pic.twitter.com/1ohmk7kGaV

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      9. Steve Syfuhs‏ @SteveSyfuhs Oct 15
        Replying to @havochaos @FPieces and

        I meant the one on your face 😃

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      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa Oct 15
        Replying to @chrissyteigen

        Christine ,, perhap’s you can try saying the Pledge of Allegiance before you go to bed ,,, alway’s works for me !!

        32 replies 32 retweets 1,606 likes
      3.  👀David Dennison 👀‏ @cottontailnyou Oct 15
        Replying to @walterowensgrpa @chrissyteigen

        Omg Walter LMAO 🤣

        1 reply 1 retweet 155 likes
      4. Danielle Sinay‏Verified account @daniellesinay Oct 15
        Replying to @cottontailnyou @walterowensgrpa @chrissyteigen

        Walter Owen's Grandpa's tweets deserve their own exhibition at the MOMA

        2 replies 1 retweet 102 likes
      5.  👀David Dennison 👀‏ @cottontailnyou Oct 15
        Replying to @daniellesinay @walterowensgrpa @chrissyteigen

        Yes they do. I’m in a quiet office with 50 people and a few times a week I’m busting up laughing uncontrollable. Half of my office follows Walter now 😩🤷🏼‍♀️

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      6. amanda taylor‏ @amandabama Oct 15
        Replying to @cottontailnyou @daniellesinay and

        He is a trump supporter!

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      7.  👀David Dennison 👀‏ @cottontailnyou Oct 15
        Replying to @amandabama @daniellesinay and

        You have been #Waltered

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. amanda taylor‏ @amandabama Oct 15
        Replying to @cottontailnyou @daniellesinay and

        Ok ha is it a satire account?

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      9.  👀David Dennison 👀‏ @cottontailnyou Oct 15
        Replying to @amandabama @daniellesinay and

        Exactly!!

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