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  1. So much bruising. Butt still sore. Please enjoy !!

  2. I don't have the energy to be mad at everything all the time, okay guys? I'll leave that to you

  3. But it needs to have a warning for anthropomorphics like myself as I am now left crying as I poke my scrambled eggs and toast my toast

  4. SAUSAGE PARTY is one of the best films of the year and if there were any justice in this world it would be Oscar nominated

  5. Also how u would have to get me to take my mugshot for this

  6. just cried at the amazon prime commercial with the dog lion. i relate to this heavily.

  7. just watched some sort of baby gym show & wow we gotta start calling this something else cause that ain't a gym or a workout nice try babies

  8. what is with these baby channels and their blurry tv shows? is it just an iPhone on a tripod? is it on purpose? do baby eyes unblur it?

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  10. I wanted a mcchicken but u all fucked it up with that video. It'll now take me 6 days to forget and order it again.

  11. Subway should make the foot long even though I order 6 inch and donate half because I need that hammy mayo edge

  12. I chose obscene amounts of subway

  13. ?

  14. Or subway

  15. I want an obscene amount of crepes

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