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@chrissyteigen

de-motivational speaker / could not be a hockey goalie

everywhere like such as
Joined May 2009
Born on November 30

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  2. I truly love hearing other kids cry now because it means it’s not my own. That’s a better feeling than silence, honestly

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  3. Have survived first 15 hour flight with 2 year old and newborn. One more leg to go 😩

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  6. Shot my scene. I’m not dead, I’m asleep. I had to channel very similar acting abilities but I gotta say, sleeping is easier than dead. But not as hard as invisible, which I am in Hotel Transylvania 3

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  8. I’m making a cameo in john’s music video today. He sent a car and the driver is like “Hollywood Forever Cemetary, right?” so basically I’m dead, always read your contracts, folks

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  9. one thing I’ve noticed now that I’m 30 pounds heavier is that everything is so much fucking shorter

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  11. my dad carves tiny wooden men if anyone wants one.

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  16. My forever mood !!Make sure to watch and tonight at 10:30/9:30c on !!!!

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  17. hey guys we are dealing with an actual demon here. //

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  19. It’s not the floor, it’s my table 😩

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  20. I am so jealous of people with plentiful boobies

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