And don’t forget: Have YOU been drinking tonight, officer?
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Yale was the #1 law school. I worked my tail off. I did projects & lifted weights in high school. My fraternity had a dog. I did several unpaid internships.
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Would he accept this evidence in his courtroom?
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Depends on who's paying.
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And my daughter said I should pray for you.
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And my dad taught me how to calendar. Look, officer, do you see “drink and drive” on my calendar? It’s impossible for me to be drinking and driving because it’s not on here anywhere.
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And even it were, it would be a game of quarters.
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Everything in life can be described as a game of quarters
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Officer, I have my calendar with me and as you clearly can see no mention of "drinking" is mentioned today.
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Officer, as you can see from my pocket calendar, I don’t have any drinking marked for today so... no. Have YOU been drinking?!?! Huh?!?! HAVE YOU?!?!? I like beer! I drink beer!!!! I LIKE BEER!!!
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"How many drinks have you had?", "Less than whatever your chart says"
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Oh, and I have a calendar that says I haven't. PLUS I am friends with many women who have signed this to say I never drink my favorite drink beer.
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You'll notice that Good Church Boy also never wrote "church" on his calendars' Sundays either. By his own logic, he never went to mass.
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I loved my beer then and love it now, do you black out? ...
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“Officer it’s fine because it is a weekday and we were at Timmy’s house” ~Brett Kavanaugh
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I'm curious. Do you think his parents are looking at him with dismay? Embarrassment? They know he's lying and he's trying to weasel his way out of this humiliating situation? Or are they frowning because they feel sorry for their boy who's getting picked on by the BAD DEMS?
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I think even his wife at some point, looked kind of mortified but tried to hide it...eg, when he stayed on the I love beer mantra. I wouldn't be surprised that he's taken out rages on her over the time they've been married. His ilk thinks that you CAN'T rape your wife--wink-wink
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