Chris Swartout

@chrisswartout

pic is great x4 grandfather Phineas Pendleton II. He was not on Twitter. Or electricity.

New York, NY
Připojil se duben 2010
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  1. Připnutý tweet
    22. 1.

    I can finally post this now that the word is out: I was a total fanboy when came to play on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. He gave all credit to and even signed his book for me!

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  2. před 18 minutami

    . maybe a good time to make a statement about what Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are doing. They’re trashing your brand with glee.

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  3. před 55 minutami

    There are zero consequences in the RW echo chamber for despicable behavior like this. None. It’s a feature, not a bug.

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  4. 28. 4.

    Hey, Trump will tweet and yell and lie no matter what the House does. To suggest they drop the whole thing because of that is beyond ridiculous. Your analysis on this issue is terrible.

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  5. 28. 4.

    Useful idiot who thinks Charlottesville marchers were not anti-Semites hilariously tries to scold the NY Times.

    Hey . Why are you paying for advertising with ? They published Nazi propaganda and imagery in their paper this week. Do you share their values?
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  6. Retweetnuto uživatelem
    26. 4.

    OK, folks, here's the whole damn thing. I don't think I've ever written 18,000 words in a week before. Kinda compulsive, but there it is.

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  7. 27. 4.

    . This fight is fun to watch. Relentless career asshole vs career asshole criminal. Only one can survive to then destroy your organization. Well played, assholes.

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  8. 22. 4.

    Is it me, or does Seth Moulton look like Eric Swalwell's douchey older brother?

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  9. Retweetnuto uživatelem
    21. 4.
    Odpověď uživateli

    For anyone thinks this is a trivial difference: you are "detained" by law enforcement officers. A militia, thus, doesn't "detain". To say a right wing militia "detained", among other things, plays to their sick delusion they have legal standing that they flat out don't have.

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  10. 19. 4.

    Congratulations !!!

    Earlier today, Carlos Santana was sworn in as a citizen of the United States of America. Earlier this month, Hanley Ramirez was sworn in as a citizen. Congrats, and ! 🇺🇸 (via Jonathan Koslen/New Image Photography)
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  11. 18. 4.

    . Well, we knew you were a liar already. Nice to see it officially.

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  12. 18. 4.

    Raging Bull Apocalypse Now Raiders of the Lost Ark Jaws Tom Sawyer the Musical (starring Johnny Whitaker, Jodie Foster, Warren Oates) I am using criteria (through HS - I graduated in 1981)

    What 5 films shaped your childhood? Mine are: Indian in the Cupboard Wild America Hook Flubber Heavyweights Tag anyone else!
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  13. 15. 4.

    Trump is such a moron he will likely blame South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg for the Fire.

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  14. 10. 4.

    Okay, one bee, maybe. But four? I’m calling bullshit.

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  15. 10. 4.

    I met Drew Carey in the parking lot of a steakhouse in Burbank and he thought I was Chris Penn (I was heavier then). When he realized his mistake, he couldn’t get out of there fast enough.

    what’s the most surreal encounter you’ve had with someone famous? been thinking about this all day... mine was looking up while riding a bucking bronco in Liverpool last year and seeing Hugh Grant looking at me, who then stuck his tongue out and then just shrugged.
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  16. 4. 4.

    Matthew 7:3

    0:14
    WELCOME BACK JOE!
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  17. Retweetnuto uživatelem
    3. 4.

    “Why did you decide to tell your story?” Watch as tells us all.

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  18. 3. 4.

    . WHERE ARE YOUR TAX RETURNS? This isn't going to go away. You want to be compared to Trump, keep them hidden.

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  19. 1. 4.

    The Best April Fools is and always will be Sidd Finch.

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  20. 1. 4.

    In today's version of "If Obama did that, The Republicans..." FUCK THAT. OBAMA WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THAT BECAUSE HE HAD MORALS & WAS A GODDAM ADULT.

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  21. 30. 3.

    . can you explain how two countdown clocks within view of each other at 86th street are showing me this? One has the wrong time and temp too. I get the system isn’t perfect but...

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