Chris Spurgeon

@chrisspurgeon

Web builder and obsolete technology junkie. Currently living in LA.

Joined November 2006
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  1. Jan 3

    . See if you like it! Cheers, Chris Spurgeon

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  2. Jan 3

    Hi ! [Shameless self-promotion follows] I've started doing essays about universal laws - Newton's, Ohm's, Streisand's - you name it...

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  3. 11 Dec 2016

    Latest entry in my series on the laws of the universe, Ribot's law of retrograge amnesia

  4. In reply to
    8 Nov 2016

    . You got that right, asshole.

  5. In reply to
    6 Nov 2016

    . <shudder>

  6. 2 Nov 2016

    My newest Laws of the Universe essay explains why the less you know about a subject, the more you THINK you know.

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  7. 1 Nov 2016

    Check out my new newsletter about universal laws named for people…Boyle’s Law, Murphy’s Law, and more! Sign up at

  8. 7 Oct 2016

    . The David Price, it burns! The goggles do nothing!

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  9. 25 Sep 2016

    I was drunk the first time I saw Pedroia score the winning run in today's game. It makes even less sense to me sober.

    16 replies 63 retweets 167 likes
  10. 27 Sep 2016

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  11. 27 Sep 2016

    Test, please ignore.

  12. 14 Sep 2016

    . Welcome! Can't wait to see how great a truly 21st century LofC will be!

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  13. 13 Sep 2016

    Now this is a tour-de-force denial, from the John Kennedy for Senate campaign in Louisiana >

    56 replies 412 retweets 460 likes
  14. 16 Aug 2016

    Trump begins receiving classified briefings tomorrow, in case you want to get a head start on emptying your bank account into your mattress.

    182 replies 4,014 retweets 5,515 likes
  15. In reply to
    12 Aug 2016

    . Yo dickwad! Don't come to PA and call us cheats. If you lose it's not cuz the election was rigged, it's cuz you sucked.

    2 retweets 8 likes
  16. 12 Aug 2016

    That's because you're mentally ill.

    I love watching these poor, pathetic people (pundits) on television working so hard and so seriously to try and figure me out. They can't!
  17. In reply to
    12 Aug 2016

    . Oh, so now you say it's “SARCASM”? Bitch, please.

    1 like
  18. 24 Jul 2016

    Will how are you feeling today?

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  20. 6 Jul 2016

    Grok My Enthusiasm (26): WALLACE AND GROMIT. Brilliant, thrilling… and so innocent. By .

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