chris risner

@chrisrisner

Principal SDE at Microsoft, Sailor, dog walker, maker of lists | he/him

Kirkland, WA
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  1. Tweet épinglé
    27 août 2019

    I’m “helping” a team this week...

    “oh, the engineering manager has decided to start programming again”
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  2. 16 juil.

    At what point will outlook default to Teams meeting so I don’t have to remember to check the box? Seems like that might be useful for…..a while.

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  3. a retweeté
    16 juil.

    Chris Cuomo is all of us.

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  4. 14 juil.

    So this blew up a bit. This is where I ask you to all donate to my SoundCloud. And by that I mean, Covid is real, Black Lives Matter, Give Blood, and just try to be a good person.

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  5. a retweeté
    13 juil.

    Who could have guessed

    Weekend party at Torch Lake sandbar leads to coronavirus outbreak
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  6. 12 juil.

    This person is winning the license plate game

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  7. 12 juil.

    My past is being erased

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    The Palace of Auburn Hills, which was home to three championship Detroit Pistons teams and played host to some of the world’s biggest musical acts during its nearly 30-year run, is gone after an implosion. Story >>
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  8. a retweeté
    11 juil.

    “In the end, Trump did what he said. He built a wall around America and made the world pay for it. He just never told Americans that they’d be stuck inside. ” — 

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  9. 10 juil.

    What is the average size of an under the kitchen sink garbage can?

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  10. a retweeté
    5 juil.

    I’m sorry, a Cardassian? In the White House?! Not while I’m still a Starfleet officer.

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  11. 4 juil.

    Just to be clear, I would have paid at least twice that for Earthbound if not more

    Just going to leave this image of 90s game prices right here:
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    4 juil.

    Happy birthday, America. Thank you for letting me live the American Dream. We must fight every day to make sure that dream is as true for a Black child born in Minneapolis as it was for a white bodybuilder born in Austria. via

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  13. a retweeté
    30 juin

    This is, and I do not say this lightly, the single dumbest quote I have ever read in a news story

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  14. a retweeté
    29 juin

    LOL no. If you want to blame the sun belt surge on the protests, you also have to explain why DC, NY, Minnesota - where the most intense protests happened - are not seeing a surge.

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  15. a retweeté
    28 juin

    Suddenly I am totally OK with these

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  16. 27 juin

    Finally time to clean up and get rid of the boxes and drawers full of cords. Where do you recycle your excess tech?

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  17. 27 juin

    "wait he's not a superhero? He looks like more of a hero than that guy" "That's Captain Fucking America"

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  18. 27 juin

    My wife and I have a disagreement. She thinks Chris Evans is the least hot MCU Chris and I know she's utterly, amazingly, terribly wrong

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  19. 26 juin

    Time to buy a new TV. What brand are folks buying these days?

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  20. a retweeté
    26 juin

    Check out the Azure Service Operator and deploy some Azure resources using kubectl! Loved working on and contributing to this project.

    Introducing the Azure Service Operator for Kubernetes
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  21. a retweeté
    26 juin

    Announcing Azure Service Operator for Kubernetes

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