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TV’s Christopher Downs
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One half of @dirtyhorrorpod. Creator of “Christopher Doesn’t Live Here Anymore” and "Lockdown Cinema". Writer, comedian. He/him. A dressage pony in human form.

Naarm/Melbourne, Victoria
christopherdoesntlivehereanymore.com
Joined January 2009

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    TV’s Christopher Downs‏ @chrisopotamia 19 May 2018

    By age 35 you should have at least one fork in your cutlery drawer that you just don’t like, and actively frown at if you accidentally grab it.

    7:07 PM - 19 May 2018
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    1,681 replies 19,070 retweets 122,793 likes
      1. TV’s Christopher Downs‏ @chrisopotamia 21 May 2018

        I can’t believe I actually get to do one of these follow up tweets: while you’re here, check out @DirtyHorrorPod, a podcast about horror movies (and dick jokes)!https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dirty-little-horror/id1380934432?mt=2 …

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      1. Glamour Toad Realness Fan Club‏ @rdhesselbrock 19 May 2018
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        I DO

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      2. TV’s Christopher Downs‏ @chrisopotamia 19 May 2018
        Replying to @jmduke @justinmduke @tomburns

        There are three in my drawer. THREE. Every meal is a run of the gauntlet. I shouldn’t have to live in these conditions.

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      2. Peter Burns‏ @Pierreth 19 May 2018
        Replying to @chrisopotamia

        I have the opposite; a single fork that I love more than the others. It has travelled with me from my parent's house through share houses and to where I live now. Though I'm only 28 - perhaps I'll grow to loathe it over the next seven years.

        10 replies 4 retweets 170 likes
      3. TV’s Christopher Downs‏ @chrisopotamia 19 May 2018
        Replying to @Pierreth

        I get this entirely! I have, in the past, also had the Single Favourite Fork situation. I suddenly feel so fortunate to now have many favourites and only one bastard.

        5 replies 0 retweets 104 likes
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      2. Mrs Iglesias‏ @advisingconch 19 May 2018
        Replying to @chrisopotamia

        I have never related to content more.

        1 reply 1 retweet 56 likes
      3. TV’s Christopher Downs‏ @chrisopotamia 19 May 2018
        Replying to @advisingconch

        Honestly this was a shot in the dark. I was HOPING it wasn’t just me and here we are and I’ve never felt more in tune with humankind

        2 replies 0 retweets 90 likes
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      2. Tentative Sadist‏ @thecookieriot 19 May 2018
        Replying to @chrisopotamia

        Oh my god that's not just me?

        2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. TV’s Christopher Downs‏ @chrisopotamia 20 May 2018
        Replying to @thecookieriot

        Nope! Judging by the likes on that tweet there are at least 228 of us!

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
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