chris motes

@chrismotes

Product stuff + aspiring BBQ pitmaster

San Francisco, CA
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    7 hours ago

    You can be cool, but you'll never be as cool as Han Solo shirtless with sunglasses on

    2 replies 191 retweets 532 likes
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    18 hours ago

    RIP Adam West, may you live on with the force

    23 replies 2,150 retweets 3,439 likes
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    24 hours ago

    TODAY'S DEBATE: Has Donald Trump's incompetence set men in politics back decades?

    60 replies 1,474 retweets 2,621 likes
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    Jun 8

    First time at the gym?

    48 replies 843 retweets 1,350 likes
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    Jun 6

    It's a good day for not complaining about things.

    366 replies 18,207 retweets 33,985 likes
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    Jun 3

    TWITTER IS UNDEFEATED 😭😭😭

    , and
    397 replies 29,098 retweets 50,633 likes
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    Jun 4

    Man mowing lawn with tornado behind him says he "was keeping an eye on it."

    1,328 replies 26,314 retweets 55,323 likes
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    Jun 3

    I don't know this dog or why he's been banned from the park. I just know he looks like fun!!

    41 replies 1,482 retweets 3,016 likes
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    May 28

    Leaked ‘The Last Jedi’ Footage Reveals Chewbacca Balding Since ‘The Force Awakens’

    36 replies 1,125 retweets 2,821 likes
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    May 31

    My favorite Star Wars action figure

    9 replies 133 retweets 452 likes
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    May 30

    okay this is the best I've got

    189 replies 8,799 retweets 23,606 likes
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    May 31

    Intwewebs always wins!

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    May 30

    I'm convinced his aides are straight up wrestling his phone out of his hands mid tweet

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    2 replies 109 retweets 258 likes
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    May 30

    Fat Warlord Donald Trump tragically and hilariously has stroke while being angry on Internet Technology.

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    64 replies 1,226 retweets 1,937 likes
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    May 30

    In this Representative's world you're not mature enough to have an opinion on legislation, but you're mature enough to marry an older man.

    Replying to @sarahmquinlan
    This quote...
    9 replies 38 retweets 50 likes
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    May 26

    Old School Villains

    12 replies 923 retweets 2,627 likes
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    May 25

    This is an incredible piece of journalism. Special props for #65 w/Pliny in the background. Cc 🍔🍔🍔

    1 reply 2 retweets 14 likes
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    May 24

    Gianforte Campaign Statement (First Draft)

    130 replies 1,095 retweets 3,492 likes
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    May 24

    This is the most flawless breaking ball I've ever seen

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    This Jose Berrios pitch: NSFW
    8 replies 7 retweets 11 likes
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    May 23

    In this fascinating clip, JFK talked with Ike over the Cuban missile crisis.

    195 replies 3,006 retweets 5,102 likes

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