“Babe should I put on a murder story or are you not ready for bed yet”
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There’s nothing banal about anal #HappyPrideMonth
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SAY GAY SAY LESBIAN SAY BI SAY TRANS SAY QUEER SAY I M A P NESS
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The leftover hair product on your hands is actually for your eyebrows
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OMG MAYBE ARIANA WILL DO SICK WHISTLE TONES EVERYWHERE KRISTIN SANG OPERATIC SOPRANO
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Hi can someone tweet me when hbo is done being so dramatic
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Tune in for an game night tonight on with and more!
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I have the Ducktales theme song stuck in my head and now you do too
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The haha reaction sound on iMessage sounds more like uh oh than haha
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IcyHot feels like cinnamon gum is chewing you
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Loving the Bernie memes but I think we can stop with the corresponding ‘IYKYK’ text. Literally everyone knows.
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Is the person you hear on Casper mattress ads on podcasts right now the voice of Patty Mayonnaise?
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A parody of On the Steps of the Palace from the viewpoint of the girlfriend of a Trump supporter who stormed the capital yesterday while she waits outside and becomes a Democrat over the course of the song because she realizes her bf is dumb af
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Can a Sondheim superfan out there please develop the drag persona ‘Ophelia Joanna’
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Folks!! One month from today, December 7, is the deadline to register to vote for Georgia’s double-barrel US Senate runoff elections on January 5, 2021. You you can go ahead and register if you’re 17 years old and will turn 18 by Election Day #gapol 🇺🇸 sos.ga.gov/index.php/Elec
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A Fulton County, Georgia elections worker is in hiding for his own safety tonight after a viral video showed him throwing something in the trash. It was an instruction sheet, but the post claimed he tossed a ballot, and the post included his name, address & pic of license plate.
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If Joe Biden wins the presidency via electoral college
Will leftists still want to abolish it?
Asking for a friend
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Lol at watching talk about how Trump is still winning NC right now as if that’s relevant to this equation at all anymore
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I don’t how the ballot opening process actually goes but in this moment I’m imagining a Democrat and a Republican opening them together one by one and the Democrat can’t stop making snide remarks “Yay another for Biden” “Biden again hehe” “lol Biden again wow this is crazy”
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I wish Anderson Cooper made that comment about the obese turtle sooner so I could’ve gone as that for Halloween
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"An obese turtle on his back flailing in the hot sun, realizing his time is over."
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ABSOLUTELY
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Dear networks,
I believe that the airing of Trump saying the types of things he is saying will lead to violence.
You have a moral responsibility to evaluate if you are directly inciting violence by airing this.
I know it's not an easy decision but you really must look at this.
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Biden - 264
Trump - 214
Golden Rings - 5
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Trump- 214
Dollars? Holler!- 96,000 twitter.com/rachsyme/statu…
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WHY HAVEN’T THERE BEEN ANY NEW ELECTION TWEETS ON MY FEED IN THE LAST SIXTY SECONDS
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Hey Trump fans, see if some of those thoughts and prayers y’all love to throw around will help him out
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Like just for these two days can the Twitter algorithm plz give me a strictly chronological feed
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K time for a cigarette #ElectionDay
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I feel like either result to this election is going to make me want to have gay sex in front of the television #ElectionDay
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Literally every voting tweet I see is giving me life. Well like except Republican ones.
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Wait nobody’s going to comment on how ’s story this week starts with a Karen from Georgia? #myfavoritemurder #mfm
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Angry? Why wait? Grab a ballot. #VOTE
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