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Legal Editor, @BuzzFeedNews. SCOTUS Correspondent. Nat Sec Team, covering Trump & Mueller. Sober. Gay. Buckeye. Law Dork. DMs open. chris.geidner@buzzfeed.com

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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner May 12

    Chris Geidner Retweeted JNATURE

    “Bottoms up. And the devil laughs.”https://twitter.com/ruky_9/status/994983888832401413 …

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    JNATURE @ruky_9
    my pops sent me this on whats app & now I'm ofc woke 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/3F6L4ClTt2
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      1. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner May 12

        (h/t @CaelanConrad)

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      2. Colin Carlson (but online)‏ @ColinJCarlson May 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        God I’ve missed this video. Especially the part where that’s just so clearly not a gross. Also the vague Jewish conspiracy of it all. It’s a delight

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      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner May 12
        Replying to @ColinJCarlson

        It goes at least two times longer than I thought possible, which is itself a feat.

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      2. Chris‏Verified account @ChrisDotWeb May 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        She paused like four times for verbal mic drops.

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      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner May 12
        Replying to @ChrisDotWeb

        She’s used to a bigger audience, obviously.

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      1. meh murx‏ @mirzam_nimu May 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Someone never went to college or they’d know the Greek letter Phi when they saw it. Mphnster. Someone barely knows Christianity either or they’d know an upside down cross is St. Peter’s cross, actually a symbol of humility and devotion.

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      1. Alanna Campbell‏ @agac May 12
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        pic.twitter.com/YsihlQrWP2

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      1. Taffy Arguist McTugger, IV‏ @SurtChilling May 12
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        “Could it be... SAAATAN?”

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      1. JulieS‏ @jaxcarys May 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        This is much more inventive than the Great Zoodles Panic of the 80's. It's these kinds of things that reveal to kids that their parents are religious fanatics.pic.twitter.com/yrpzWZhrZU

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      1. Comharsa‏ @dtlacomharsa May 12
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        I’m desperate to know what books this author has written!

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      2. David dennison‏ @DavidDennis0n May 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Satan is clever.

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      1. Timothy Kincaid‏ @LATimothy May 18
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        My childhood was chuck full of this sort on nonsense. Good people. Meant well. Crazy AF

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      1. Timothy Cole‏ @timelyrepairs May 13
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        But does it have electrolytes?

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      1. mel1mitch‏ @mel1mitch May 13
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        Love her very smug smile when she’s thinking about the people who will perish!😁

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      1. Adopt a Dog  🇩🇪 🇺🇸 🇨🇦‏ @Otis256 May 12
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        QED.

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      1. Kenny Ratliff‏ @ProfessorShakey May 12
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        Thank you 😂😂😂😂😂😋

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