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    1. Brendan Maclean‏Verified account @macleanbrendan May 11

      My grandmother has figured out how to text and sent my mother this when she asked if she'd like us to call or text in the future. She chose textin'.pic.twitter.com/c68f56YYCl

      3 replies 0 retweets 60 likes
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    2. Brendan Maclean‏Verified account @macleanbrendan May 11

      FYI she is about 70 and has been banned from all the Coles in NSW because she slapped a check-out boy for overcharging her for bananas.

      10 replies 2 retweets 110 likes
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    3. Emerson Collins‏Verified account @ActuallyEmerson May 11
      Replying to @macleanbrendan

      She. Is. Perfection!

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    4. Brendan Maclean‏Verified account @macleanbrendan May 11
      Replying to @ActuallyEmerson

      Flood gates: Matron of a country town hospital for a decade, double mastectomy, two kids, performed CPR and saved a certain grandson from drowning when he decided to prance into a pool at age 1.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    5. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner May 11
      Replying to @macleanbrendan @ActuallyEmerson

      We stan a life-saving, emoji-using, real-talking retired matron.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    6. Brendan Maclean‏Verified account @macleanbrendan May 11
      Replying to @chrisgeidner @ActuallyEmerson

      The emoji use. Can you believe.

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      Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner May 11
      Replying to @macleanbrendan @ActuallyEmerson

      what a mouthful. 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

      11:09 PM - 11 May 2018
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        2. Brendan Maclean‏Verified account @macleanbrendan May 11
          Replying to @chrisgeidner @ActuallyEmerson

          AHHHHH

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        3. Emerson Collins‏Verified account @ActuallyEmerson May 11
          Replying to @macleanbrendan @chrisgeidner

          I’m now officially obsessed with her in every way!! (Also, feeling so many things about a certain grandson knowing that she would always be there to support his prancing 💃🏽)

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        2. Brendan Maclean‏Verified account @macleanbrendan May 11
          Replying to @chrisgeidner @ActuallyEmerson

          Matron of Mouthfuls.

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        3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner May 11
          Replying to @macleanbrendan @ActuallyEmerson

          LIFE. FUCKING. LESSONS.pic.twitter.com/r4r5kab4By

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        4. Emerson Collins‏Verified account @ActuallyEmerson May 11
          Replying to @chrisgeidner @macleanbrendan

          Matron of Mouthfuls 🤣 please write that song!

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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