Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
chrisgeidner's profile
Chris Geidner
Chris Geidner
Chris Geidner
Verified account
@chrisgeidner

Tweets

Chris GeidnerVerified account

@chrisgeidner

Legal Editor, @BuzzFeedNews. SCOTUS Correspondent. Nat Sec Team, covering Trump & Mueller. Sober. Gay. Buckeye. Law Dork. DMs open. chris.geidner@buzzfeed.com

Washington, D.C.
buzzfeednews.com/author/chrisge…
Joined March 2009

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner May 11

    WELL THEN: Chris Sevier, the guy who used to sue to marry his computer in protest of same-sex marriage, is now suing to stop the Mueller investigation b/c, he says, it violates the Establishment Clause b/c ... secular humanism. https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/4459299-Sevier-Et-Al-v-Mueller-Et-Al-Complaint.html …pic.twitter.com/HCK76cJxZ1

    3:36 PM - 11 May 2018
    • 30 Retweets
    • 53 Likes
    • Zach Lipton kath Friend to all capybaras Toby Joe Boudreaux Dave Nichols 🎃Spookily Tell TERFs to Eat Shit🎃 war on christmas planner kind of a big data Conscientious Objector
    20 replies 30 retweets 53 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner May 11

        My head hurts, and I presume this lawsuit will be tossed out quickly. For background on Sevier, check out @atlblog —>https://abovethelaw.com/tag/chris-sevier/?rf=1 …

        3 replies 3 retweets 21 likes
        Show this thread
      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner May 11

        The plaintiffs might have to sue Sessions, they say.pic.twitter.com/gO20vt5lEo

        5 replies 2 retweets 4 likes
        Show this thread
      4. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner May 11

        The part on the appointment of Mueller is ... something else.pic.twitter.com/6DSjuxy2Ea

        3 replies 2 retweets 5 likes
        Show this thread
      5. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner May 11

        Here's where he describes why, in his view, the Mueller investigation violates the Establishment Clause —>pic.twitter.com/MVxKAinQdc

        5 replies 5 retweets 5 likes
        Show this thread
      6. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner May 11

        "Some things are so wrong that even if there is not an official tort name, it speaks for itself." - me when I am clearly being wrongedpic.twitter.com/4k4tYqrXeq

        6 replies 10 retweets 31 likes
        Show this thread
      7. End of conversation
      1.  🎃Spookily Tell TERFs to Eat Shit 🎃‏ @xeronius May 11
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        That classic phrase we all use, preserved for all of time.pic.twitter.com/eEoqXn0wGD

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Peter Cazar‏ @peter_cazar May 11
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Kinda disappointing that it wasn't Devin Nunes who came up with "the Mueller probe fails the Lemon test"

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. 1 more reply
      1. Jared‏ @Stizmaster May 11
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        “Gotcha ya” may be the most offensive thing about this

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. texasisbest‏ @jpltexas May 11
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Low key envious that his computer is all that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Protekt1‏ @Protekt1_ May 11
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        They should add a captcha to court filings.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Name‏ @RidleyScotch May 11
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        If you are going to file frivolous lawsuits at least run spell check beforehand

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. NOW MUELLER NOW‏ @HD_EGG May 11
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Um. Secular humanism is the opposite of the problem. The problem is evangelicals who vote for satanists like Trump.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Chris Tembreull‏ @c2t May 11
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        So Bob Mueller is... a... church now? I mean, that's cool and all, I try not to judge, but I'm very confused.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Ira Goldman  🦆 🦆 🦆‏ @KDbyProxy May 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Yeh, but tbf, secular humanism is one of the humanisms.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Karma Police‏ @capeannsky May 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        This reads like some of the Bundy docs, just without all the We The People and God.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Alexa Raymer‏ @AlexaJaar1013 May 11
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Any chance someone could sue to have him put away for being a danger to himself and others?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. zach allison‏ @zallison1987 May 11
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        I am disappointed I wasted my time to read this... Gah, there's better ways to spend time.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. brian wise‏ @bridwise May 11
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        When he loses, will someone please sue him for court costs?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info