"On 11/11/2016 you were issued a $500 penalty for for failing to declare: 2 whole pummelo fruits. Applicant does not meet strict standards for Global Entry membership. Revoked."
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(This is from a document detailing Global Entry revocations and reinstatements from late 2016 to mid-2017.)
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11/2016: "You were convicted on or about October 28, 2002, for the offense of Felony Forgery. You do not meet the program eligibility requirements. Your application is therefore revoked."
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5/2017: "Upon further review, you no longer meet the program's eligibility requirements at this time. This is due to your 1974 conviction for Criminal Possession Controlled Substance-7th degree. Revoked."
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#FOIA, go read for yourself about why people's Global Entry was revoked here: https://foiarr.cbp.gov/streamingWord.asp?i=1580 …4 replies 19 retweets 23 likesShow this thread -
And remember, always declare your pummelo fruits!pic.twitter.com/X9YXbptgYG
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Replying to @chrisgeidner
and your pepperoni packspic.twitter.com/H23usBbpZH
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I read the ALL CAPS ones as a CBP officer screaming indiscriminately in an office without windows.
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