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Legal Editor, @BuzzFeedNews. SCOTUS Correspondent. Nat Sec Team, covering Trump & Mueller. Sober. Gay. Buckeye. Law Dork. DMs open. chris.geidner@buzzfeed.com

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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Mar 12

    Chris Geidner Retweeted Paul Ryan

    The Shape of Water (2017).https://twitter.com/pryan/status/351518189705891842 …

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    Paul RyanVerified account @PRyan
    Politicians don't always kiss babies. pic.twitter.com/qLVlBgcv3v
    4:46 PM - 12 Mar 2018
    • 314 Retweets
    • 1,502 Likes
    • Summer Tonnesen Laura Estefania Muñoz spooky ghost hannah👻 Royden Dale Luardo Paul Jones Carmen Sanchez E D U A R D O duchess of deception Parthshri Arora
    39 replies 314 retweets 1,502 likes
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      2. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Mar 12

        (Thanks to @goldengateblond for just popping that picture, for a different purpose, onto my timeline!)

        2 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Mar 12

        Chris Geidner Retweeted shauna

        While Shauna had this ...https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/973343963313684480 …

        Chris Geidner added,

        shaunaVerified account @goldengateblond
        These days they just kiss Trump's ass. https://twitter.com/PRyan/status/351518189705891842 …
        1 reply 1 retweet 28 likes
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      4. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Mar 12

        Chris Geidner Retweeted Blacula 🧛🏾‍♂️Panther

        ... @TheHipsterRebbe had actually beaten me to this joke earlier today, alas!https://twitter.com/thehipsterrebbe/status/973289429988249601 …

        Chris Geidner added,

        Blacula 🧛🏾‍♂️Panther @TheHipsterRebbe
        The Shape of Water (2017) https://twitter.com/PRyan/status/351518189705891842 …
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      2. Blacula 🧛🏾‍♂️Panther‏ @TheHipsterRebbe Mar 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Whistles non-chalantlypic.twitter.com/bjh1ywaJf6

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Mar 12
        Replying to @TheHipsterRebbe

        OMG! 😂 I will admit that I thought my captioning was obvious when I saw @goldengateblond have it captioned with something different!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Blacula 🧛🏾‍♂️Panther‏ @TheHipsterRebbe Mar 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @goldengateblond

        I know. You are an officer of the court. You would never stoop so low! 😸😹

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. shauna‏Verified account @goldengateblond Mar 12
        Replying to @TheHipsterRebbe @chrisgeidner

        This photo is like some sort of Rorschach test -- "what do you see when you look at it?"

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Blacula 🧛🏾‍♂️Panther‏ @TheHipsterRebbe Mar 12
        Replying to @goldengateblond @chrisgeidner

        I see Paul Ryan wondering what the hell is going on in his mentions

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      7. shauna‏Verified account @goldengateblond Mar 12
        Replying to @TheHipsterRebbe @chrisgeidner

        More than usual?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. Lindsey Adler‏Verified account @lindseyadler Mar 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        trying to tap that bass

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      1. Jai‏ @FirstCityLine Mar 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        But did the fish get $130K out of it, is the real question.

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      1. delrayser‏ @delrayser Mar 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        CHRIS.

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      1. Macoques‏ @ressemblanch Mar 13
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Trudeau: hold my beer.

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      1. Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns‏ @LeutrimRexhaj Mar 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        @bryancurtis @DavidShoemaker overworked joke of the week right here

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      1. Foster McKenzie‏ @SOS_Write Mar 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @joshtpm

        This slippery, slimy creature shown kissing a fish.

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      1. Jason Wells‏Verified account @JasonBretWells Mar 12
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        CHRIS.

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      1. tags7453 🎆 🌊 🇺🇸 🇨🇦‏ @tags7453 Mar 13
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Let me guess, it's name is NRA.

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      1. thomas reed‏ @tomandreed Mar 13
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        The fish must have made a large donation to his campaign. That seems to be the only thing that motivates Ryan to,do,anything.

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      1. Ben Wheeler‏ @benjiwheeler Mar 13
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        Can't believe the fish is willing to even touch that inhuman monster

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      1.  🇺🇸 ⓢⓐⓜⓔⓔⓡ 🗽‏ @210Deek Mar 13
        Replying to @chrisgeidner

        The sequel

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