I just noticed I spilled coffee on my inner thigh and used a tide pen that then made it look like i pissed myself which has now dried leaving a big circle like I jizzed my khakis.
Replying to @BeaAnneD
Now, if only you can appear to shit yourself, you’ll have a grand slam!
2:31 PM - 6 Mar 2018
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