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    Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Feb 26

    I have a new favorite tweet everyone, care of @KFILE’s followers.pic.twitter.com/ejidjlUJEA

    12:28 PM - 26 Feb 2018
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    • 4,152 Likes
    • nikki Carly🦖 World's Greatest Debbie Downer C Manselle Daniel Rose Rob Feagans Shaib Furqan Tuff Titty d.b.a. @burk992 Jane Doe Kevin Jordan
    132 replies 722 retweets 4,152 likes
      1. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Feb 26

        (Guys. I know. Stop ruining a funny tweet.)

        6 replies 6 retweets 327 likes
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      2. MamaDeb  ✡‏ @_mamadeb Feb 26
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        It's a parody account.

        1 reply 3 retweets 20 likes
      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Feb 26
        Replying to @_mamadeb @KFILE

        (Psst: It’s funny!)

        3 replies 3 retweets 89 likes
      4. JWP303‏ @JWP303 Feb 26
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @_mamadeb @KFILE

        More proof satire is dead.

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      2. P.E. Thomas‏ @ScaryKlown Feb 26
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @delrayser @KFILE

        Pretty sure that's a parody account.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Feb 26
        Replying to @ScaryKlown @delrayser @KFILE

        Pretty sure it’s funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. John‏ @johnlk1980 Feb 26
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @ScaryKlown and

        Some things are funny if intended seriously, but less funny if a purposeful joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Reduxed To Tears‏ @TutLon Feb 26
        Replying to @johnlk1980 @chrisgeidner and

        Jokes are less funny than things that are not jokes. I know that's not what you meant, but I misinterpreted it on purpose so that my reply would be less funny. I apologize in advance. Plz don't @ me

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Lifelong Chargers fan‏ @jeanlucpeakhard Feb 26
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        think you got trolled here chris.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Chris Geidner‏Verified account @chrisgeidner Feb 26
        Replying to @jeanlucpeakhard @KFILE

        (Psst: It’s funny!)

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Lifelong Chargers fan‏ @jeanlucpeakhard Feb 26
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        hey, live your best life.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Solipsister‏ @solipsisters Feb 26
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        The addition of the "wouldn't of" makes it authentically Trumpster

        0 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
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      1. Johnny Z  🌊‏ @John4Twenty Feb 26
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        To be fair, trumpateers have a "hard time" understanding proper "usage" of quotation "marks"...

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      1. Praveen Sappali‏ @praveensappali Feb 26
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        I like @walterowensgrpa. for trump fans, he's a die hard follower. But he's pretty master class parody of making fun of trump disguised in a grandpa.

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      1. Bill Oldham‏ @bgbill2 Feb 26
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        Mommmm! Grandpa found the password and is on Twitter again!

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      1. Dan A aka *ConfusionSay*‏ @wontstaystill Feb 26
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        Walter don't play.

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      2. Tony Felice  🌊‏ @tonyfelice Feb 26
        Replying to @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        This is California, not Kentucky?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. S_Grande‏ @Cookie_Ladee Feb 26
        Replying to @tonyfelice @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        You look like a farmer in those clothes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Tony Felice  🌊‏ @tonyfelice Feb 26
        Replying to @Cookie_Ladee @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. S_Grande‏ @Cookie_Ladee Feb 26
        Replying to @tonyfelice @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        Christian said he’d call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Tony Felice  🌊‏ @tonyfelice Feb 26
        Replying to @Cookie_Ladee @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        The two day rule: so freakin' annoying

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. S_Grande‏ @Cookie_Ladee Feb 26
        Replying to @tonyfelice @chrisgeidner @KFILE

        Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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